je_levy: (0__( THAT IS SO CUTE)
You know most people review dramas, offer plot critique or tell you all you need to know about the merits and demerits of the plot before you watch it. It's usually ordered into a series of rankings because a person would watch a drama primarily for the acting, plot, and cinematography.



Unfortunately, I happen to be one of many weirdoes who's watching for the faces.

bad for the world (/;A;)/ )


je_levy: (Do the creep! Ha~!)
Title Off the Chain
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Tagumaru (Junno/Maru)+ Koki
Warning: mutual masturbation, considerations of very mild s&m and breathplay
Summary: Maru hopes this doesn't awaken anything.

A/N: Originally written a month ago for one very ingenious anon (an anon I don't mind spending the year writing for) and fueled by the immediate challenging remark of "Just do it; it's Tagumaru; you know you want to," from a dismissively loving [livejournal.com profile] sekky_chan for a prompt on the Merry Month of Masturbation Meme

(In which Tagumaru prompts are my kryptonite)

Also I'm going to do two things in the near future, fic-wise. One is continue to fill my prompst for [livejournal.com profile] help_pilipinas which means MOAR TAGUMARU OMGAAH YES NEVER ENUFF and then~~

There is [livejournal.com profile] je_devilorangel YEAR 3 with another round of author collaborations. This year I am being charmingly whorish and sullying the sanctity of the annual doa marriage but that's all secret stuff. Sign ups are still going in case you have a special writer in mind you want to work with. All in all, this is shaping up to be a full year of more fic and I'm so pleased~ (if you could see how long my to-do list is ohoho~ :Bv)




"Highly inappropriate." )
je_levy: (秘密~)
Title: The Mysterious Affair of the Begonia Murder (Part 2)
Pairings : Junno/Koki, KAT-TUN member-whatever + some glaring implications
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: murder (except not really) mystery, dark humour, nonsense, historical misapprehensions, supernatural elements, moonshine liquor, Maru’s Hard Life, cross dressing, Detective Kame, sex
Summary: Nakamaru’s Cartier wristwatch search party goes awry. All of KAT-TUN, now locked in a storage room, agrees to play a suspicious-looking game with magical and embarrassing results.


Link to Part I


" She scatters begonias all over his corpse" )
je_levy: (zombies!!!)
Title: The Mysterious Affair of the Begonia Murder (Part 1)
Pairings: Junno/Koki 
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: murder (except not really) mystery, dark humour, nonsense, historical misapprehensions, supernatural elements, moonshine liquor, Maru’s Hard Life, cross dressing, Detective Kame, sex
Summary: Nakamaru’s Cartier wristwatch search party goes awry. All of KAT-TUN, now locked in a storage room, agrees to play a suspicious-looking game with magical and embarrassing results.

A/N: So an exchange usually means be anon and I learned with great humility that it is simply impossible unless I were to write a completely different pairing entirely, but in the end, really; I have no regrets. >:B

Originally written for the [livejournal.com profile] fic_the_faith exchange for the ever-miraculous and wonderful [livejournal.com profile] ayame_hadouken ♥,




" Junno crouches down to the stems of the biggest, reddest begonias " )
je_levy: (INFINITE FRIENDS)
Title: Please Creep Off the Grass 
Pairing(s): NTT (Junno/Koki/Maru), implied NTT/Koyama
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): loads of hipster Lonely Island references, creepiness, yes, even the sexy kind which would include some awkwardness, same room frottage, rimming, a threesome, backseatsmen and Nakamaru's contact with bridal thighs)
Summary: Ogling from locker rooms when he was young, staring into ATM booths at night, stalking people in hallways, diving under bridal skirts, following in his car with his headlights dimmed: Nakamaru has his reasons.



A/N: Hmm, so this one is for [livejournal.com profile] reel_johnny's Mini-Reel challenge with my inspiration being The Creep - Lonely Island and Slap Bracelets I have no one to blame since it was all in my horrible HORRIBLE brain  ;A; ah :D except that, as usual, [livejournal.com profile] sekky_chan was beta resident on the gdoc, playing the ouendan character and wondering "oh god, what the hell's wrong with her? :s" silently  

So here we have it. I've very much abused The Rule of Funny for this, but I know I can count on you to understand.

Ah! On a semi-related note, I've changed my fic tag. It used to be "short story" but now it is the more appropriate "fic me prz". I temporarily tagged this one with the old tag so as to inform those who have that one in particular tracked.


And lastly, so [livejournal.com profile] chainsawpants's response to having read it was this and I'm going to use it to give you a vague idea of what you're getting into :'D


LOL I know; I can't unsee it either 





So Get Your Knees Flexin and Your Arms T-Rexin )
Next~
je_levy: (Tagumaru: Glittering Dorks)
Title: Camp Janīzu or Platinum Argyle...I dunno, I went through five different titles.
Rating: R because I hate being halfway about some things, but I tone things down so chainsawpants (lol says you don't exist) can beta-read without cringing.
Pairing: Nakamaru Yuichi/Taguchi Junnosuke( hints of other things, but that's entirely up to you.)
Summary: Camp Janīzu starts every summer in July welcoming over two hundred boys between the ages of 12 and 17. It is a chaotic place supervised by a mysterious Camp Head named Arashi-san and home to various categories of insanity. This year, Arashi-san is looking for transfers to their sister camp, Kanjanīzu. Nakamaru Yuichi, a man of many anxieties, is one of six counsellors trying to find order where order does not exist. Featuring all things anxiety-inducing, scary!Ueda, Xanax abuse, NEWS member appearances, slow and painful emotional torture, and perhaps the eyes of a dead aquatic animal.

PART TWO of this nonsense. Kore wa... destiny?
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DAMN STRAIGHT...




Muri things are muri...MURI!!! )
je_levy: (WAR VETERAN)
Title: Camp Janīzu or Platinum Argyle...
Rating: R because I hate being halfway about some things, but I tone things down so [livejournal.com profile] chainsawpants can beta-read without cringing.
Pairing: Nakamaru Yuichi/Taguchi Junnosuke, hints of other things, but that's entirely up to you.
Summary: Camp Janīzu starts every summer in July welcoming over two hundred boys between the ages of 12 and 17. It is a chaotic place supervised by a mysterious Camp Head named Arashi-san and home to various categories of insanity. This year, Arashi-san is looking for transfers to their sister camp, Kanjanīzu. Nakamaru Yuichi, a man of many anxieties, is one of six counsellors trying to find order where order does not exist. Featuring all things anxiety-inducing, scary!Ueda, Xanax abuse, NEWS member appearances, slow and painful emotional torture, and perhaps the eyes of a dead aquatic animal.


A/N: Where the hell did this come from? Well, Guchi's got a pretty mouth on him, Maru's skinny legs have caught my eye and you can't go wrong with summer camp. No, seriously...

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Be Nice to Your Maru...when you can. )

PART TWO
je_levy: (jos-kousei?)
... and instead of doing them you whore your own ability to complete sentences for the sake of drool-worthy calendar scans and mag scanning and adding captions because captions make you giggle and KAT-TUN makes you jittery.


So a huge macro post of such gleaming crack that you may have to reassess the people you communicate with on lj and/or in the fandom in general.

Featuring Akame (pfft!lol!), Divamaru, Guchi slowly coming to understand the reason for his existence or the lack thereof, fanfic, and a super cool story by our bro, Jin.

Preview above the cut:
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Pls don't de-friend me over this :) )
Just wanna add that my N.M.P. arrived! Now, FILM, RIGHT NOW, and RABBIT OR WOLF? are currently raping my summer playlist. <3
je_levy: (Bad-Ass)
Yeah, at the risk of sounding like the world's worst type of head-case...

I am so fortunate to be living in the same world as this PV...

[INSERT EYE SPARKLES HERE]

WAY TO GO, BOYS. I thought you'd all had me for life before, but this...is...just...
*in the process of cleaning my kitchen floor of vomitted blood*


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Just follow the eyegasm signal... )
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Like I said, dark-eyed bad-ass twitchiness and helmet hair...sooo not an issue. Apologies, men of B.C, my heart belongs to the various people who made this fangasm possible.

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