je_levy: (Qu'ils mangent de la brioche)
1) Saw this



just this morning from this picture (AMONG OTHER THINGS *_____*) and first thing to pop into my head was this Canadian PSA that they replayed over and over when I was a kid to the point that to this day in my grown-ass state I still feel the need to hum it.













Yeah. Check with your loved ones before stuffing things in your mouth, k?


2) So on Monday afternoon, I performed an unexpected vanishing act when my mum asked me to come stay with her at  for a couple days until she left. Yes, I thought, I can write when she's busy, I thought.

Nope. I wound up going to all the Canada Day sales at Pacific Centre and splurging on my mum and me at Bath and Body Works. Got a perfume for myself called Dark Kiss and I think I'm switching my current scent from melon and cucumber to more berries, citrus and coconut. I wish I could convey scents over the internet because god this stuff smells like something mythically delicious. YES! Here's to smelling edible always.

Then to add to my daytime busyness of trying to distract my mum from not so sparkly-things, we sat in a booth at IHOP and systematically talked trash over mozza sticks. I think I'm really going to like living with her.

HOWEVER, there was no wifi where we were and I was suffering from a withdrawal I haven't experienced in over a year. That's right; fandom withdrawal. Still, mum managed to get on her plane after her husband was discharged for one more stay at home. I will be following her near the end of September and yes, all is going smoothly now and I'm in a better mood and aside from accepting the things I can't really change, I'm okay now but just guh, why did life have to happen THIS WEEK? 

Anywho, after these past two days away from home and wifi, it's looking pretty daunting to catch up with all the things, friends in fandom alike and emails to respond to and fic to read especially with KAT-TUN just. not. quittin' with the ridiculousness.

But more importantly, I'm still on those twisty, windy, scary rails of keeping my head in the DOA game. I am determined to catch up for lost time. As Kari said to me this morning. "it's a matter of PRIDE". <3



There are these momentary reprieves though. Though I'm not sure it's right to call them that



Spent a little moment with the Balloons CM Making of and then screencaps happened and if I don't say something now I never will. ;___;


"Draw me like one of your French Girls." Honest to god, I can't.



some otp for the road



I'll be the first to say it, "I want one". There was also this cute moment where Koki bursts out laughing because obviously Junno said something that warranted a punch to his arm by Kame. Cute Stuff.


OK so this is cause for some justified heated debate. Which is it? Conveniently placed pocket of trouser air(tm) or are we really getting full frontal junk outline here? I'm calling it his 'hot pocket' and [livejournal.com profile] ayame_hadouken who cosigned the screencapping said that it definitely has to do with 'hot air'. 

I feel a feature of being in Johnny's fandom that we never really discuss is the dichotomy between trouser folds and true phallic outlines. Do we accept the existence of the latter while denying the former or does the former implicate the immediate and justified existence of the latter? Does the latter cancel the former out? Are we living in a world grounded on the existence of both? Who are we to decide which is which?





Ahhh Junno junk. How theologically perplexing. 

ksjndkfjng Yeah, ok, fine. Now reboarding the doa-writing train with even MOAR energy. I'm also eating fig bars and liking it. Please go check out [livejournal.com profile] je_fqfest and butafest at [livejournal.com profile] allthegyoza. Loads of fic for the taking. Seriously. Ah.


je_levy: (Guchicken (otp))
I initially wasn't going to do one because i've been up all night writing things and waffling with Seki but i got to talking to [livejournal.com profile] ayame_hadouken and you know how she enables. :P So yes.

Because I'm up to my boobs in RL and because the only real fandom thing I'm doing at the moment-- aside from writing Tagumaru and billiards and tending to my doa marriages-- is tumblr-scrolling and getting news that Koki's jweb updates consists of different days with him in the bathtub treating us to some tittilating glimpses of what's underwater.






He also posted an ole! for Guchiversary wishing his bff in a tsundere manner as possible all the best and news on twitter says we get to see his other knee. I-I dunno, you guys :'D *puts on another layer*

Well, hey if Koki can do one I can sure as hell do one myself! No not bath pics; that shit ain't free. Just a little post as a gesture of my deep affection and appreciation for not just existing but existing and letting us WATCH.


That cheeky guy )

This has been a post.
je_levy: (0__( THAT IS SO CUTE)
You know most people review dramas, offer plot critique or tell you all you need to know about the merits and demerits of the plot before you watch it. It's usually ordered into a series of rankings because a person would watch a drama primarily for the acting, plot, and cinematography.



Unfortunately, I happen to be one of many weirdoes who's watching for the faces.

bad for the world (/;A;)/ )


je_levy: (INFINITE FRIENDS)
What's a draiser?... huh.

Possibly something General Red Fox condones?


lol enough flamhammery. It is 5:40-something P.M. here in Vancouver. I am like minutes away from having to disappear for NYE merriment and silliness until countdown and mosthap thereafter >.>, but before that happens.



HAPPY 2012


I have wishes for fun, delights, goal success, love, hilarity and fabness to hit each one of you like a chain collision in the front :D You're all pretty damn amazing and that's why I've liked you all best. You were pretty much one of the best fucking things happening to me this year.

In other news, in light of the typhoon, a couple people banded together and arranged [livejournal.com profile] help_pilipinas, I've signed up for it's very clever; very successful $1 for a drabble where I will write any drabble for a quick donation and that includes any and every pairing in KAT-TUN excluding JunDa or Akame (naturally, it is not a question of prejudice but an especial consideration for my own ability to pull either off believably. <3)


mini details )


Finally, I have also signed up for the [livejournal.com profile] help_pilipinas
auction for fic or drabble.

Here in THIS ENTRY you can bid for someone to do a fic or a graphic for you with the details provided within
and such. So if you'relooking for fic you deeply wanted or artwork, there is the place to go where most bids start
at a dollar. 

So having said all that, it is time to discard the bathrobe of 2011 and put on the clothing of the NYE variety
and go ring in the new year.

Love you. See you in 2012!



[credit tanaka_kyoudai]
je_levy: (Facepalm)
T'was the night before Christmas...

Umm, right, having spent a lovely, magical Christmas Eve with [livejournal.com profile] sekky_chan, and at some juncture of our flail and silly exchanges, (also when she became busy with proper progressive things) I told her to give me a bunch of words and I'd try to write a denden drabble out of each word.

So now we have:



DENDEN DRABBLES



I did the same with Tagumaru (and may do so with maruda so prepare your words) which I'm currently jumping into XDD

Warning: Squishiness, Koki's a tiny bit insane, fluff, implied Nakamaru watching Brokeback Mountain, kisses but alas!! no smut 0o0!

Merry Christmas, Seki <3<3 You know how it is <.<


"Chocolate" )


"Pet" )


"Camping" )


"Cold" )


"Mistletoe" )
je_levy: (KAT-TUN)
(≧∇≦)/!!!!!!!!!!!!!


dkfnkdngknkjfnk!!! It's mid-December! Do you understand what that means??



FIC THE FAITH!
KAT-TUN fic exchange

rules and intro
Sign-ups start on December 17



In this instance, do not stand in awe as it occurs but hop aboard; this is your chance to request and read the KAT-TUN fic you've always wanted and to write and make someone else's dreams come true! :'D

As it says on the label, signups start tomorrow! Come and join the Sweet Chain of fics, gather up your Yuuki no Hana and ride the virgin stars (:s) over to [livejournal.com profile] fic_the_faith and witness the BIRTH of the fics that Run For You...r favourite pairings and genre styles.
je_levy: (Want! Want! Want!)
And so on our final consecutive day (but certainly not the last ever) of Koki gifspam, we need to make this special, so not only are the drinks so much more expensive (free for bunny folk only), but the gifs are so much harder to resist. Also, it's later in the evening :D what do you mean I got lazy and posted late? no, this was entirely my intention from day one

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Nice save :D!

So while the getting's still good, raise your glasses once more for someone so alarmingly cute, we're still trying to work out how best to deal with it all ;A;


Whorish to the very End :'D )
je_levy: (Handcuff-Koki)
I saw you all yesterday. Some of you switched to milk and some of you moved in. Sure, let's have a live-in party. Just pick up yesterday's beer bottles and coolers and shot glasses, toss them aside and clean up those suspicious fluids on the rug. Honestly

We're in for another round of Raise Your Glasses to sugar sexy sweetness!





Third Day of Partyin' )

je_levy: (blonde!Koki)
Yesterday's batch had us squirming in our seats due to the overall state of shamelessness and some of you may have gotten drunk and said some things we all regretted in the morning, it doesn't matter~ ヽ(´ー`)┌

 It's a new day; let's go for one more round! >:D Dilute your liquor plz. We' gettin' serious.

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Mah Gawd, They're Still Moving! )
je_levy: (Bad-Ass)
Yes, yes ok, his birthday was a week ago. I had other valid reasons for doing this though. Perfectly valid reasons with the word

being one of them...


Warning: There really is a whole ass-load of gifs past this entry and several entries to come (100+ means close to 200 or maybe even more than that). Yeah, it's upsetting enough as it is but worse still, the gifs aren't even apologetic about it. They're gonna sit here in their shameless perpetuated motion and MUW (make u wait) as they mutually load themselves (srsly so slutty). So please, please give these gifs the benefit of the doubt. They will not let you down when you've waited, though. And they know you want them, so seriously you're not fooling anyone.

Even if you're genuinely disinterested these gifs themselves are determined to win your affection:
Before you jump in to the image-heavy; let's address the drinking game rules.

1 shot for hair-touching
2 for Self-touching (or self-grabbing :s!)
3 for Girlishness (or delightful cross-dressing)
4 for MUWtt  (make you wish to touch)
5 for Nekoki
(rules founded by the esteemed [livejournal.com profile] sekky_chan)
Look, bro, they MOVE )
je_levy: (Koki Rabu)
Welcome to another creepy birthday post



Because another KAT-TUN birthday is upon us and I have free time so let's proceed with






ERODED SENSIBILTIES!! )
je_levy: (Thug Lovin')



Blame for why this is happening goes to [livejournal.com profile] snoozing_kitten for first posting and [livejournal.com profile] ryogrande for first goading. So while I resume with ten genres, let's all have fun with this.

So here's how it will work when you do this too! :D!


- Post a list of your five favorite acts/kinks to read about. At the bottom, add what fandoms/pairings you're interested in.
- Read other people's lists here <- there is no JE here yet >:O
- Post comment-fic based off of other people's interests.
-CUE GENERAL RECIPROCITY


FIVE ACTS

1.  Clinical Insanity (obsessions, neuroses, OCD gone wrong, psychosis, paranoia, hearing voices, mostly yandere ) 

2. Logic stops working. Something unimaginable happens or someone acquires magical or super powers that defy reason (and uses them unintentionally or intentionally 0o0 on the object of his affection/lust). 

3. Control, D/s using manipulative means, possessiveness, tying up, subtle brainwashing, teasing and denial, punishing disobedience

4.  Sex that's playful, rough enough to be shocking 0o0, almost painful, power play, flexibility, wrestling for top, filthy talk, desperate and messy, and sudden

5. Adorableness. Affection without words. Strange liking, unconventional desire or love (i.e F****CK! I love/want him/her so god damn much that I hate it! lol)


Fandoms

JE -  Junno/Maru, Jin/Maru, Ueda/Maru, Junno/Koki, Junno/Ryo, Junno/Jin, Junno/Koyama, NTT, NTT/Koyama, KAT-TUN/Koyama, Koyama/Maru, Ueda/Kame, Koyama/Koki (aww koyoki >.<), Ueda/Koki, Jin/Koki,  Nakamaru/Koki, Yoko/Junno, Yoko/Maru, Nakamassu, Pin, Sho/Maru, Matsujun/Jin, Aiba/Ueda ahh I totally feel like I forgot someone :s Oh well, let's work with these

Jdramas- Sushi Oji! Tsukasa/Kawatarou, Sushi Oji  X-overs: Kawatarou/ anyone from Johnny's, Inu Wo Kau To Iu Koto X-overs: Dr. Hotta/Sonoda Shinobu (Maru in Hancho), Dr. Hotta/Koki, Dr. Hotta/ Kobayashi Akira (Koki in Rikon syndrome), Dr. Hotta/Maru, Yamato Nadeshiko! x-overs: Kyouhei/Nakamaru, Kyouhei/Kawatarou (>.>), Takenaga/Dr.Hotta  Yukan Club: Miroku/Kawatarou, Miroku/Nakamaru ok that's enough; I'm seriously beginning to wonder what deep dark place these are coming from :'D

J-actors/actresses- (any of these people with Nakamaru would be such a fine thing) Narimiya Hiroki, Kuroki Meisa (with any of KAT-TUN), Yamamoto Yuusuke, Komine Rena (primarily with Junno), Shirota Yuu, Matsuyama Keni'ichi,

Misfits - anything goes. I'm partial to Nathan pairings though. Nathan and anything x-fandom would make my everything.

 
So, you, fair f-lister, you. Go now to make your own post and we can share sparkle sideways, backwards and frontwards


Other Posts of the Like
♪ Snoozing_Kitten
♪ Ryogrande
♪ Ayame_hadouken
♪ Yue_Akuma
♪ tatoeba
♪ Elizajet
♪ maiamcw
♪ wintersdancer
♪ randomicicle
♪ gina84

Acts I've Committed

♠ Three Way Dial Up  (NTT phonesex) ♠
♠ Junno's World Order (Junno/Koyama pain & powerplay) ♠
♠ Just Follow Your Nose~! (Jin/Anonymaru club sex) ♠
♠  Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear (Kameda insanity) ♠


je_levy: (Jumpsuits for jollies)
Yeah this post is overdue, but there was so much going on I don't even know where to start. I guess starting with an image works...


And of course there was My Last Entry where the Maru fic had been breeding like bunnies and it was going gloriously until~


I remembered that I had [livejournal.com profile] reel_johnny's MiniReel  (Not films this time, but music videos ^___^) coming up in a matter of days and I had been doing the horrid procrastinating thing that I do. Thank goodness I finished and thank goodness the Modly One is so damn classy. Posting started last Tuesday and you would be STOKED at the number of amazing fics that have been posted already. I won't rec my favourites since that's just a matter of taste.

The good news is I've seriously been reading stuff there that I've never much tried before. Brilliance in fandom, I'm telling you and naturally I'm going to pretend that I'm an excellent anon and none of you have recognised me at all! >:D 

So back on the subject of the ten genre meme, I shall resume shortly and we'll be swimming in Maru love very soon. 

Also on the same subject of fic, I was told that quite a few of my older fics entries have disappeared and are unviewable due to a bug in my journal's coding ;A;. How awful, says I. The only solution I can think of is to repost these and delete the former entries otherwise I'd have to redesign my journal and that just sounds like something horrific at this point, so I'll update a masterpost when that's done :D


Also I want to take the opportunity to send out a wide-spread and tearful 

THANK YOU

to all the amazing and loving birthday wishes I got in my inbox the day of and am still getting. I'm still going through replying to them as efficiently as I can, but just to let you know that I love you and I haven't overlooked your messages of love and best wishes. I don't even. You're all so A++ and I want to weave all your sparkles and hearts into a blanket of super special friendship and we can all huddle under it uncomfortably lol.

Since I only know how to knit in a straight line and many of you might not be as comfortable with having to huddle in such close quarters, I figured I would just share some of the shareable birthday sparkle.

HEART-STOPPING Tagumaru drawings + Girl!KAT-TUN  from [livejournal.com profile] sekky_chan
HILARIOUSLY ADORABLE Tom Riddle/Nakamaru + Levy fic illustrations from [livejournal.com profile] chainsawpants
AMAZINGLY HOT Denden fic from [livejournal.com profile] ayame_hadouken
NINJA SURPRISE/ BLAZING HOT Taguchi/Komine Rena from [livejournal.com profile] ryogrande
BEAUTIFUL AND ARTFULPODFIC version of Drop a Beat: Marionette from [livejournal.com profile] randomicicle
HILARIOUS and UNF-ish SEQUEL TO GENERAL DELIGHT IN NTT FORM from [livejournal.com profile] yue_akuma

Up next! Icon meme post (finally gawd~) and your pending ten genre replies!
je_levy: (*incoherence reasons*)
LET'S GIVE MARU SOME FIC



Its still his birthday in my book, so...

Give me ANY Maru pairing and I will write one sentence of TEN genres for them. The genres are:

1. Angst
2. AU
3. Crack
4. Future fic
5. First Time
6. Fluff
7. Humor  Badfic Parody
8. Hurt/Comfort
9. Smut
10. UST (Unresolved Sexual Tension)


Now when I say Maru pairings, I mean any and every Maru pairings. I will write them and I'm especially looking forward to creativity and even the ones we're used to. So even if you want to request something random like Sho/Maru (*cough* [livejournal.com profile] chainsawpants *hack*) or a relevant threesome like NTT (*wheezes* [livejournal.com profile] sekky_chan *dies*) I will write it and happily!!


♥ 10 Genre Sentences So Far ♥

1.    Maruda requested by [livejournal.com profile] luna_truths
2.    Sho/Maru requested by [livejournal.com profile] chainsawpants
3.    NTT requested by [livejournal.com profile] sekky_chan
4.    Nakanishi requested by [livejournal.com profile] ryogrande
5.    Ru/Kazu (Johnny Rocker-verse) requested by [livejournal.com profile] randomicicle
6.    Tom Riddle/Maru requested by [livejournal.com profile] chainsawpants
7.    NakaMa requested by [livejournal.com profile] chuckles0505
8 .   Nakamaru/pudding requested by [livejournal.com profile] elizajet
9.    Tagumaru requested by [livejournal.com profile] encoded_panties
10.  Nakame requested by [livejournal.com profile] bellemelody
11.  NakaNaka requested by [livejournal.com profile] sekky_chan

je_levy: (très chaude)
Don't judge; I'm in Western Canada; it's still officially give or take some several hours his birthday and there are beautiful things still all over fandom revolving entirely around the quaking, breathless reactions we've had over this man:

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So

WELCOME TO A CREEPY BIRTHDAY POST >:D


I've been shrieking all over the place with sheer glee and tears. Gleetears = glitters. >.> One of you once asked me if I type as I think. Answer is yes.




Read more... )
je_levy: (Koki Rabu)
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I just find it hard to stop finding this little millisecond so cute. Ah, the humble joys of a shipper.

Honesty Meme



Doing this first because I've never done anything like this before and-- just like ambling into Costco all wide-eyed for the first time a day or two ago-- this is all part of one's life experience points thing. May I level up within the year :B

Second because I've been horridly uncommunicative with teh ever pretty, tantalising f-list of mine for months on end. I feel this might fuel our words to each other and get me back into LJ behavior with a much more concentrated effort towards those who share my humour, interests, and delight for waffles, berries, and music. Perhaps not in that order.
je_levy: (Glaring Pair)
Title: Well, Touché
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Tagumaru (Taguchi/Nakamaru)
Warning(s): Hand fetishism mostly <_< and Ueda being annoyed
Summary: Fingers are for flicking switches and turning things on.

A/N: Ahh, there I was working on many other things for all of us when I was linked to the je_anonficmeme and saw this prompt. The prospect of writing Maru hand-porn aside--not that I’m biased or anything--something odd happens to me at the prospect of writing Tagumaru. >.>

Having said that, I’m in the middle of working on more prompts that have caught my eye. I’m classy and trying desperately for some anon-ship so I won’t tell you what! D:<

Special thank you to my permanent tsundere kitten, task master, and beta and the seriously cool person who requested this.




Junno thinks Maru is... Quite Handy )
je_levy: (Cake&Dynamite!!!)
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Ah, this is not a strictly Maruda-related holiday, but it is in favour of what we can consider June 9 which is also read 06/09 and if we're on the same sexy page here, then that shouldn't require much explanation.

Anyway, in celebration over at [livejournal.com profile] inkroulette at This Entry

There was much enthusiastiam over celebrating via reading teh Pr0n in different languages (thereby making it international) to which where I knew that my own deplorable sense for second languages would be made known and I would read in the language that you and I always communicate in here. However, good news befell me when I remembered (upon her suggesting that I read in French) [livejournal.com profile] ryogrande had a fan-tucking-fastic Maruda fic with French dialogue, which- imo- deemed it very appropriate to the given circumstances.

When I jumped in for this one, though, I had quite forgotten how epicly HOT this fic was and how idiotic I would sound trying to do the French justice especially when all I get is breathy and yes, that's quite all. 
Title: L'Amour in Snow by [livejournal.com profile] ryogrande
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Cake and Fucking Dynamite LEARNING TEH FRENCH! (>.> or Maruda)
Warning: In the audio, I do stumble all Maru style a couple times but I move on like a boss because that is what some losers do and I did that because this is perhaps the eighteenth take you're getting. Also there were situations in which my seldom studied for French got a bit over the top. I wish neither to butcher the language nor this excellent fic. A fifteen minute straight flawless recording is just not within my ability. As the Guch in my head would says, "Hory Shitto. So not frawress."
Summary: Ueda helps Nakamaru study for his French test.
Link to which where you must love on this fic for being too damn sexy for my voice:  Viola~! (3rd fic down)
 On the fic itself, there are mouse-over translations of all the French dialogue. 
Link To The Levy Audio: Tune In

je_levy: (stork patrol :D)

lol pic taken from back when Koki was an african american. XD


 I literally have nothing else to say of this besides the obvious fact that MY VOICE POST is here. Yeah I did one because awesome is what awesome copies from even better awesome. Ugh, it's the end of the day. I have no funny in me.

So for anyone interested (oh god I won't judge you if you're not!) this is me rambling! You get to hear my smoke-coloured drawl (such fine-ass acoustics in the bedroom, I'm telling you~)

Warning: I listened to this after recording and only realised that I peppered it with filthy swears and of course somewhere in there I do mention a sex toy. :S Gawd, help me.

YUSH ENJOY~!

VOICE POST # 1: http://www.mediafire.com/?0z10ta4xedd9coj

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