je_levy: (Guchicken (otp))

(I may have to start calling him 'boo'.)

Yeah, thanks to Guchi, Dirt Off Your Shoulder is stuck in my head. I'll explain why presently....

First, though, three (or four) things....

Today is officially my first day in weeks and weeks where I'm not sneaking in Internet and omg deadlines!!!MUST WRITE ALL NOW time between work shifts and being out with the DG women painting the Freedom Wall, working on a couple projects for the summer grand re-opening of a New Westminster location. I have all of two weeks of nothing except for the Freedom Wall thingy. We're a quarter of the way through and it's fun stuff with just painting and listening to music and some pretty cathartic moments for these women. I'm having more fun doing that than with my other job. I will take pictures when we're all done and I'll dole out some context so you can see just what it is that has me choked up just looking at some of these pieces. 

ALSO I started hot yoga last Thursday and have another class this Thursday again to sort of complement the Hip Hop Abs vid session I usually do alone. (More like I was coerced by something pretty to join but hey whatever). It BUUURNS and I've hit the floor more than a couple times. All the pain of it aside, I love how my body feels afterward except for the part where my brain feels like a baked marshmallow but that's my own fault for not having hydrated enough before going. Green tea since then oh my holy lord of hydration! I'm gonna be kick-ass at it this week.

Yesterday I managed to get FQF submitted early evening and all I'm saying is this is definitely something new :Bv (OR IS IT D:<). Posting starts on July 1st and I'm so excited!! Now all that's left are the DOAs and ugh I get so squealy-happy thinking about them since it seems this year I'm writing a LOT and a lot of what I love writing the most without giving too much away. I love sticking to a niche in fandom; it's less stressful :3

And in the most of all good news there is. FLORENCE & THE MACHINE IS COMING TO MY CITY. Performing at Deer Lake and tickets are only $50 for some outrageous reason. Small venue and sooo not my scene but her siren song has a gorgeous and addictive pull that I don't imagine myself tiring of.

Ever since that night back in 2010, perhaps around 4am. I was pretty tanked and then her video came on. If it wasn't her vocals, it was either her lyrics or her distinctive, otherworldly features. I woke up the next afternoon thinking I'd dreamt it; it was so beautiful.. So yeah to this day I'm still all got up about her lyrics, her voice, her themes. All of it. Ugh I'm so excited!!! I've never seen what she's like live but I'm convinced it'll be like heaven.  

Finally!! I watched the To The Limit making of just this morning. It would be plainly obvious to you that I'm just absolutely crazy about Nakamaru in the PV itself with his glasses, his special hair and his kung-fu and I physically canNOT with how squishy Koki's looking lately. I've capslocked more than once off LJ about his biteable arms and the parts of him I need to squeeze (oh! it's Tuesday!). I'd motorboat those moobs, just saying.

BUT HAY this morning, this is what's had me cackling and busy:

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So if you're feeling like a pimp...

Yeah, I know. I cried too.

Ugh I have so much time on my hands outside of writing now. I should do a Legal High post. I have so many feels you guys. Like FEELS feels for Komikado, for Machiko-chan and for Guchi being all sweet swag and a hot-ass piece of gorgeous all the damn time. 

Off to go clean. I haven't been at home long enough to do this at length. My living room is in shambles :'D Happy tmi! Tuesday or Taguchi Tuesday depending on how much of a pimp you're feeling

edit: about the day confusion, I came home Monday evening, submitted FQF, and then dropped. I genuinely slept all of Tuesday through so we're having a bit of a Captain America situation here. Humour me, it's 1945 :'o)
je_levy: (0__( THAT IS SO CUTE)
You know most people review dramas, offer plot critique or tell you all you need to know about the merits and demerits of the plot before you watch it. It's usually ordered into a series of rankings because a person would watch a drama primarily for the acting, plot, and cinematography.

Unfortunately, I happen to be one of many weirdoes who's watching for the faces.

bad for the world (/;A;)/ )

je_levy: (Do the creep! Ha~!)
Title Off the Chain
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Tagumaru (Junno/Maru)+ Koki
Warning: mutual masturbation, considerations of very mild s&m and breathplay
Summary: Maru hopes this doesn't awaken anything.

A/N: Originally written a month ago for one very ingenious anon (an anon I don't mind spending the year writing for) and fueled by the immediate challenging remark of "Just do it; it's Tagumaru; you know you want to," from a dismissively loving [ profile] sekky_chan for a prompt on the Merry Month of Masturbation Meme

(In which Tagumaru prompts are my kryptonite)

Also I'm going to do two things in the near future, fic-wise. One is continue to fill my prompst for [ profile] help_pilipinas which means MOAR TAGUMARU OMGAAH YES NEVER ENUFF and then~~

There is [ profile] je_devilorangel YEAR 3 with another round of author collaborations. This year I am being charmingly whorish and sullying the sanctity of the annual doa marriage but that's all secret stuff. Sign ups are still going in case you have a special writer in mind you want to work with. All in all, this is shaping up to be a full year of more fic and I'm so pleased~ (if you could see how long my to-do list is ohoho~ :Bv)

"Highly inappropriate." )
je_levy: (KAT-TUN)

dkfnkdngknkjfnk!!! It's mid-December! Do you understand what that means??

KAT-TUN fic exchange

rules and intro
Sign-ups start on December 17

In this instance, do not stand in awe as it occurs but hop aboard; this is your chance to request and read the KAT-TUN fic you've always wanted and to write and make someone else's dreams come true! :'D

As it says on the label, signups start tomorrow! Come and join the Sweet Chain of fics, gather up your Yuuki no Hana and ride the virgin stars (:s) over to [ profile] fic_the_faith and witness the BIRTH of the fics that Run For You...r favourite pairings and genre styles.
je_levy: (Want! Want! Want!)
And so on our final consecutive day (but certainly not the last ever) of Koki gifspam, we need to make this special, so not only are the drinks so much more expensive (free for bunny folk only), but the gifs are so much harder to resist. Also, it's later in the evening :D what do you mean I got lazy and posted late? no, this was entirely my intention from day one


Nice save :D!

So while the getting's still good, raise your glasses once more for someone so alarmingly cute, we're still trying to work out how best to deal with it all ;A;

Whorish to the very End :'D )
je_levy: (blonde!Koki)
Yesterday's batch had us squirming in our seats due to the overall state of shamelessness and some of you may have gotten drunk and said some things we all regretted in the morning, it doesn't matter~ ヽ(´ー`)┌

 It's a new day; let's go for one more round! >:D Dilute your liquor plz. We' gettin' serious.


Mah Gawd, They're Still Moving! )
je_levy: (Bad-Ass)
Yes, yes ok, his birthday was a week ago. I had other valid reasons for doing this though. Perfectly valid reasons with the word

being one of them...

Warning: There really is a whole ass-load of gifs past this entry and several entries to come (100+ means close to 200 or maybe even more than that). Yeah, it's upsetting enough as it is but worse still, the gifs aren't even apologetic about it. They're gonna sit here in their shameless perpetuated motion and MUW (make u wait) as they mutually load themselves (srsly so slutty). So please, please give these gifs the benefit of the doubt. They will not let you down when you've waited, though. And they know you want them, so seriously you're not fooling anyone.

Even if you're genuinely disinterested these gifs themselves are determined to win your affection:
Before you jump in to the image-heavy; let's address the drinking game rules.

1 shot for hair-touching
2 for Self-touching (or self-grabbing :s!)
3 for Girlishness (or delightful cross-dressing)
4 for MUWtt  (make you wish to touch)
5 for Nekoki
(rules founded by the esteemed [ profile] sekky_chan)
Look, bro, they MOVE )
je_levy: (NakaNaka)
Title: Three-Way Dial-Up
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s) : NTT (Junno/Maru/Koki)
Warning(s) : phone sex, Maru’s imagination, filthy, filthy talk :D
Summary: “Maru doesn’t know why anyone would want to talk so badly.”

A/N: Written for [ profile] ayame_hadouken ♥ ♥ for the 5 Acts meme with “Dirty talk, begging, phone sex, voice fetishization” as inspiration.

"I'll put you on speaker" )
je_levy: (Thug Lovin')

Blame for why this is happening goes to [ profile] snoozing_kitten for first posting and [ profile] ryogrande for first goading. So while I resume with ten genres, let's all have fun with this.

So here's how it will work when you do this too! :D!

- Post a list of your five favorite acts/kinks to read about. At the bottom, add what fandoms/pairings you're interested in.
- Read other people's lists here <- there is no JE here yet >:O
- Post comment-fic based off of other people's interests.


1.  Clinical Insanity (obsessions, neuroses, OCD gone wrong, psychosis, paranoia, hearing voices, mostly yandere ) 

2. Logic stops working. Something unimaginable happens or someone acquires magical or super powers that defy reason (and uses them unintentionally or intentionally 0o0 on the object of his affection/lust). 

3. Control, D/s using manipulative means, possessiveness, tying up, subtle brainwashing, teasing and denial, punishing disobedience

4.  Sex that's playful, rough enough to be shocking 0o0, almost painful, power play, flexibility, wrestling for top, filthy talk, desperate and messy, and sudden

5. Adorableness. Affection without words. Strange liking, unconventional desire or love (i.e F****CK! I love/want him/her so god damn much that I hate it! lol)


JE -  Junno/Maru, Jin/Maru, Ueda/Maru, Junno/Koki, Junno/Ryo, Junno/Jin, Junno/Koyama, NTT, NTT/Koyama, KAT-TUN/Koyama, Koyama/Maru, Ueda/Kame, Koyama/Koki (aww koyoki >.<), Ueda/Koki, Jin/Koki,  Nakamaru/Koki, Yoko/Junno, Yoko/Maru, Nakamassu, Pin, Sho/Maru, Matsujun/Jin, Aiba/Ueda ahh I totally feel like I forgot someone :s Oh well, let's work with these

Jdramas- Sushi Oji! Tsukasa/Kawatarou, Sushi Oji  X-overs: Kawatarou/ anyone from Johnny's, Inu Wo Kau To Iu Koto X-overs: Dr. Hotta/Sonoda Shinobu (Maru in Hancho), Dr. Hotta/Koki, Dr. Hotta/ Kobayashi Akira (Koki in Rikon syndrome), Dr. Hotta/Maru, Yamato Nadeshiko! x-overs: Kyouhei/Nakamaru, Kyouhei/Kawatarou (>.>), Takenaga/Dr.Hotta  Yukan Club: Miroku/Kawatarou, Miroku/Nakamaru ok that's enough; I'm seriously beginning to wonder what deep dark place these are coming from :'D

J-actors/actresses- (any of these people with Nakamaru would be such a fine thing) Narimiya Hiroki, Kuroki Meisa (with any of KAT-TUN), Yamamoto Yuusuke, Komine Rena (primarily with Junno), Shirota Yuu, Matsuyama Keni'ichi,

Misfits - anything goes. I'm partial to Nathan pairings though. Nathan and anything x-fandom would make my everything.

So, you, fair f-lister, you. Go now to make your own post and we can share sparkle sideways, backwards and frontwards

Other Posts of the Like
♪ Snoozing_Kitten
♪ Ryogrande
♪ Ayame_hadouken
♪ Yue_Akuma
♪ tatoeba
♪ Elizajet
♪ maiamcw
♪ wintersdancer
♪ randomicicle
♪ gina84

Acts I've Committed

♠ Three Way Dial Up  (NTT phonesex) ♠
♠ Junno's World Order (Junno/Koyama pain & powerplay) ♠
♠ Just Follow Your Nose~! (Jin/Anonymaru club sex) ♠
♠  Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear (Kameda insanity) ♠

je_levy: (très chaude)
Don't judge; I'm in Western Canada; it's still officially give or take some several hours his birthday and there are beautiful things still all over fandom revolving entirely around the quaking, breathless reactions we've had over this man:

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I've been shrieking all over the place with sheer glee and tears. Gleetears = glitters. >.> One of you once asked me if I type as I think. Answer is yes.

Read more... )
je_levy: (Koki Rabu)
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I just find it hard to stop finding this little millisecond so cute. Ah, the humble joys of a shipper.

Honesty Meme

Doing this first because I've never done anything like this before and-- just like ambling into Costco all wide-eyed for the first time a day or two ago-- this is all part of one's life experience points thing. May I level up within the year :B

Second because I've been horridly uncommunicative with teh ever pretty, tantalising f-list of mine for months on end. I feel this might fuel our words to each other and get me back into LJ behavior with a much more concentrated effort towards those who share my humour, interests, and delight for waffles, berries, and music. Perhaps not in that order.
je_levy: (Glaring Pair)
Title: Well, Touché
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Tagumaru (Taguchi/Nakamaru)
Warning(s): Hand fetishism mostly <_< and Ueda being annoyed
Summary: Fingers are for flicking switches and turning things on.

A/N: Ahh, there I was working on many other things for all of us when I was linked to the je_anonficmeme and saw this prompt. The prospect of writing Maru hand-porn aside--not that I’m biased or anything--something odd happens to me at the prospect of writing Tagumaru. >.>

Having said that, I’m in the middle of working on more prompts that have caught my eye. I’m classy and trying desperately for some anon-ship so I won’t tell you what! D:<

Special thank you to my permanent tsundere kitten, task master, and beta and the seriously cool person who requested this.

Junno thinks Maru is... Quite Handy )
je_levy: (stork patrol :D)

lol pic taken from back when Koki was an african american. XD

 I literally have nothing else to say of this besides the obvious fact that MY VOICE POST is here. Yeah I did one because awesome is what awesome copies from even better awesome. Ugh, it's the end of the day. I have no funny in me.

So for anyone interested (oh god I won't judge you if you're not!) this is me rambling! You get to hear my smoke-coloured drawl (such fine-ass acoustics in the bedroom, I'm telling you~)

Warning: I listened to this after recording and only realised that I peppered it with filthy swears and of course somewhere in there I do mention a sex toy. :S Gawd, help me.


je_levy: (RU SRS?)
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Seriously; I swore off memes, but then it's kind of hard to reject [ profile] chainsawpants when she is literally looking you in the eye asking, "Why haven't you memed for me? I don't ask for much from you besides allowing the occasional slap in the face and it's really just a meme. >8D."

So I sit here now, shaking and wincing from my most recent slap across the face, and meme-ing, BUT FIRST.

Bass Your Car Streets and Party Fresh Beats also known as the fic you probably didn't read because it was too weird for you has been REMIXED and it sooo easily surpasses my own in so many effing ways that I honestly and truly believe this author deserves more flail than my own insufficient 3-comment one.  She managed to increase the General's sexy! Can you believe it? Just read the first line alone and you'll understand what I'm talking about here:I Am The Very Model of a Robot-Slaying General 
Seriously, though, the General doesn't need your fangasm but he is always generally amused by it. Go to do your duties to him.

My [ profile] fic_the_faith  fic is a wondrous bouquet of prose and dark beauty. I wet my feet in writing fanfiction this dark so this amazing one-shot feels like a perfect gift and I'm still going back to re-read it over and over. Plus, the pairing is Koki/Ueda!  Since this is my first time doing an exchange I am literally looking at my f-list all paranoid thinking omg, who knows me that well and managed to write something for me on the sly without my noticing. DX If you know me this well and I failed at noticing, then I should be very, very sorry come reveal time. I love my gifted fic and I will probably scream hot loving things at you when I get my hands on you message you after reveals.
Here: Those Invisible Lines  is a heart-breaking encounter involving Stockholm Syndrome, suffering, obsessive want, and-and-  *explodes* right up my alley, really. <.<
When I See A Jean I Imagine A Face.... )

je_levy: (oic)
It's XMAS and once again writing something Koki-ish makes me search and ogle photos. So you all remember how this morning I was all a flutter about what I'm calling the Special K challenge where I do nothing but subsist on the thug-teddy bear's sexiness.

It's official, bbs, I'm going on that Special K challenge. His hair in the MSSL performance and this picture! I've spent way too much time ogling this; it's embarassing.


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Yeah, I shopped it sloppily so that the curly, pastel letters on him would not detract from the sheer glory that is his enticing skin and his bellybutton. Would it weird you out, f-list, if I said I wanted to kiss it?

*mortified* Why am I getting embarrassed seriously? I dunno.

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He's totally telling us something here; something vital to our survival in his presence, but I'm just gonna smirk and pretend I have no idea. What have I said about drugs, girls. Don't do it; your friends will leave you. D:
je_levy: (hawt)



K, so before I begin, can I just say this? I found the ARGYLE CARE GROUP

...take that how you will.

I know it's your birthday, you delicious Virgo, but I just have to ask... at what point in time during this photoshoot were you on your knees? I mean, those are undeniable stains of a man of dignity...erm, justifiably resting know what, it's OK, I'm not going to ask. It troubles me, you see. I just want to make sure that you were consensually on your knees 

Ah, when you're not a literary character, how am I supposed to interpret  SUBTEXT.

Anywho, I made our Fashion-conscious Oji...san a fanvid because lanky men in sweaters tend to be hot...or warm depending on the weather.

Inspired by chainsawpants b-day art post of wicked coolness. No seriously, it is everything good about the internetz. 
je_levy: (Be mine)
... apologies.

So a couple of entries back I flailed about KAT-TUN's new PV and how it delivered such deep and mindboggling side-effects of utter ecstasy.

In the process of my flailing, someone on arama mentioned the shocking resemblance of this PV and Lady Gaga's politically-charged, controversial music video Alejandro. So if you're here to ask why, there's your answer in living colour... or at the very least in icy blue with sepia undertones.

Speaking of undertones, I gotta say that homoeroticism is srs bsns, so heads up if you've been drinking your haterade. And no, I don't mean to insinuate with this mix that KAT-TUN is a representative for homosexuality in JE. But if I were to conjure up an official statement along the subject line I'd say. If any member of KAT-TUN especially those with particularly diva-like tendencies and/or clear and present closet-case rage nottonameanynamesbutyeahI'mtalkingtoyouKame were to choose to have an official coming out, I would absolutely support their decision 100%.

Just sayin'
je_levy: (Bad-Ass)
Yeah, at the risk of sounding like the world's worst type of head-case...

I am so fortunate to be living in the same world as this PV...


WAY TO GO, BOYS. I thought you'd all had me for life before, but
*in the process of cleaning my kitchen floor of vomitted blood*


Just follow the eyegasm signal... )

Like I said, dark-eyed bad-ass twitchiness and helmet hair...sooo not an issue. Apologies, men of B.C, my heart belongs to the various people who made this fangasm possible.


je_levy: (Default)

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