je_levy: (Be mine)


Title: Real Facial
Pairing(s): KAT-TUN/Kame + Kuroki Meisa, Yamapi
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: explicit gay/het sex, threesomes, recreational narcotics, snowballing, facials, group sex, gang bang, bukkake
Summary: Five times Kame gets it in the face, and one time he gets five at once.

A/N: This was originally written for the [livejournal.com profile] je_devilorangel challenge by  [livejournal.com profile] ryogrande and I.

I think we wanted to write something revolving entirely around Kame's face and his birthday passed us by without warning when we were both very busy. The delightful premise was the result from the exquisite and ingenius mind of Ri herself.

It was a shamelessly fun journey we took just to write all six scenes of this. She wrote two and I wrote two and then we wrote two together. (Can you tell which is which?)

I just want to say that writing with [livejournal.com profile] ryogrande was a thrilling experience. Our processes were quite similar and somehow (due to wavelength sharing) we blended with a great deal of ease. Our only hurdle may have been positioning during one certain orgy scene at the end to which where I used my classy art abilities to construct this

It's colour-coded <3
 
So without further ado...

 (Real Facial<== link to Ri's website for the full thing.
je_levy: ("Packs heat")
REEL FIC MASTERPOST


This is Not A Re-Post; This is a Re-Direct Post in which I've disabled comments

Title:: Johnny Rocker
Movie:: RocknRolla
Author:: [livejournal.com profile] je_levy
Rating:: NC-17
Pairing(s) :: Nakamaru/Jin, Junno/Koki, Koki/Kame, Ueda/his women, Pi/Kame, Nino/Ohno
Summary:: 2018. After countless rumours, indictments, and arrests, JE has long since become a talent agency full of very talented criminals. As the media erupts with ambiguous news of legendary solo artist Jin Akanishi’s presumed death, all the factions of JE’s crime pool interlace and clash over a deal-breaking theft that has his name written all over it.
Warning:: sex, language, drugs, addicts, character death, transsexuality, and sheer unforgiveable villainy by adorable idols
Notes:: All monetary amounts in this fic are to be read in yen form, and drug slang is google-able if you so feel the need. A lot of the original RocknRolla plot has been altered so that it is more of a Guy Ritchie-tribute than a direct movie rewrite. You may see elements of other Guy Ritchie films here.



Art by [livejournal.com profile] sekky_chan

I've decided that it'd just make it easier to keep it all in one place since this is a wonking four-part fic of 32,000+ words, I will keep it there without reposting for the mean time.
This fic was my main source of angst since a little after Christmas and only now that it's been posted for people to read and many of you've reminded me why I did it in the first place, it's totally my baby now. 
I want to thank [livejournal.com profile] sekky_chan  for being my adorably belligerent pet the whole way through it at the risk of her own RL responsibilities, [livejournal.com profile] craigdolan for being the whip-cracking beta I needed most and to whom I owe a LOT of Koki smut for ALL the beta work he's done for me this past month, and [livejournal.com profile] chainsawpants for fantastic music recs, crack logic (go meet Guch in an alleyway), and keeping me in love with Nino and Sho despite the script telling me to be otherwise.

Final Note: You don't actually have to have seen the film in order to understand this since it was written with the film as a premise, while most of the story is JE of the future starring KAT-TUN. I really hope you guys like this one. 

PART 1:( People ask the question, "What's a Johnny Rocker?")

PART 2:( "You cut 'em or you pay 'em, but keep your receipts; this isn't yakuza")

PART 3:( "That which starts bitter ends sweet")

PART 4: ("Good bye, Nanashi Namae")
je_levy: (Sitting sexiness)
LET'S DO THIS CRACK-STYLE



Title: You’d Find It Considerably More Comfortable If You Removed Your Underwear… (more commonly known as “No Pan Pain”)
Rating: Would you believe me if I said this started out rather PG-13? No? …OK… NC-17
Pairing/People Present: KAT-TUN’s Nakameda featuring Jin…
Summary: General Nakamaru has finally mastered a new skill. He has all these bad-ass epic plans for invasion, but his favourite sexy Linguist, currently in Osaka, demands his presence. Complications ensue when the General’s current piece of ass gets involved. Crack in its most powdery state, dissociative personalities, General sex fiendishness, Jin concert love, tears, chubby fetishism, and for those of you who are new to this, Nakamaru’s your General. End of conversation.
Warning: I have never been to a Jin concert—one of my life’s regrets as I’ve always wanted to see what the future of American hip hop looks like.


A/N: Let it be known that I just don’t do social commentary. Emasculated Kame still makes me laugh, though, so that’ll count for something in the long run. Dedicated to special people on my tweet-list for goading me toward this as a form of ire alleviant. (Yes, I feel much better now, thanks) I need to steer clear of you guys, though, or I’ll never get anything done besides fic. D: |: … :D :B XB

All in all, I want to pin a great deal of responsibility for the rating on [livejournal.com profile] ryogrande so when you’re done and all D:-face or even if you’re completely and utterly elated just glance meaningfully at her. That’s right, glance. Also need to add, all ninja communists are to be redirected at the door to [livejournal.com profile] snoozing_kitten . She has certification in dealing with your kind.


Finally, since long, Oscar-speech style author’s notes tend to be my thing now. I want to make a public declaration of love for [livejournal.com profile] sekky_chan because she lets me go all creepy lovesick stalker on her every night without even batting an eyelash. I’m keeping her and her kitten, circle bunny, and Koki pictures…so back off; get your own!



HOW DO YOU GET TO OSAKA AND BACK THAT FAST? )
je_levy: (Desire)
Title: Butterfly Inferno
Rating: NC-17
Pairings : Kokame, Akame, Nakanishi, but just so you know, even if the pairing is listed, it does not guarantee that it is a happy one.
Warnings: Pure self-indulgence in drama. Rating for language and sex.
Disclaimer: An aspiring writer just doesn’t have the time to own nor purchase the copyrights for an agency of boy-bands. :p
Summary: As KAT-TUN's worst kept secret now clashes with the jimusho’s big plan, each member has to take a stand for what he feels is important and to battle what may be the end of them. “He promised them all, searching KAT-TUN for solidarity and love, so that one day, years later when all was complete and perfect, he could indulge in the affection around him. As he fed it with mountains of cash, Kame could hear the company swelling with greed, a wet slithering thing grabbing him by the arms, soaking up in satisfaction, and he lay back in acceptance, knowing that one day the tables would turn. Someday he would be happy.

A/N- I just want to send a special thank you to readers who've followed up until now, and those just coming in. I truly appreciate your comments and take on this mini-rollercoaster. I will do my best to continue to offer a modicum of quality to the best of my abilities, so this read is as enjoyable as the writing process has been.




Chapter 6 )
je_levy: (Tagumaru: Glittering Dorks)
Title: Camp Janīzu or Platinum Argyle...I dunno, I went through five different titles.
Rating: R because I hate being halfway about some things, but I tone things down so chainsawpants (lol says you don't exist) can beta-read without cringing.
Pairing: Nakamaru Yuichi/Taguchi Junnosuke( hints of other things, but that's entirely up to you.)
Summary: Camp Janīzu starts every summer in July welcoming over two hundred boys between the ages of 12 and 17. It is a chaotic place supervised by a mysterious Camp Head named Arashi-san and home to various categories of insanity. This year, Arashi-san is looking for transfers to their sister camp, Kanjanīzu. Nakamaru Yuichi, a man of many anxieties, is one of six counsellors trying to find order where order does not exist. Featuring all things anxiety-inducing, scary!Ueda, Xanax abuse, NEWS member appearances, slow and painful emotional torture, and perhaps the eyes of a dead aquatic animal.

PART TWO of this nonsense. Kore wa... destiny?
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DAMN STRAIGHT...




Muri things are muri...MURI!!! )
je_levy: (WAR VETERAN)
Title: Camp Janīzu or Platinum Argyle...
Rating: R because I hate being halfway about some things, but I tone things down so [livejournal.com profile] chainsawpants can beta-read without cringing.
Pairing: Nakamaru Yuichi/Taguchi Junnosuke, hints of other things, but that's entirely up to you.
Summary: Camp Janīzu starts every summer in July welcoming over two hundred boys between the ages of 12 and 17. It is a chaotic place supervised by a mysterious Camp Head named Arashi-san and home to various categories of insanity. This year, Arashi-san is looking for transfers to their sister camp, Kanjanīzu. Nakamaru Yuichi, a man of many anxieties, is one of six counsellors trying to find order where order does not exist. Featuring all things anxiety-inducing, scary!Ueda, Xanax abuse, NEWS member appearances, slow and painful emotional torture, and perhaps the eyes of a dead aquatic animal.


A/N: Where the hell did this come from? Well, Guchi's got a pretty mouth on him, Maru's skinny legs have caught my eye and you can't go wrong with summer camp. No, seriously...

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Be Nice to Your Maru...when you can. )

PART TWO
je_levy: (jos-kousei?)
... and instead of doing them you whore your own ability to complete sentences for the sake of drool-worthy calendar scans and mag scanning and adding captions because captions make you giggle and KAT-TUN makes you jittery.


So a huge macro post of such gleaming crack that you may have to reassess the people you communicate with on lj and/or in the fandom in general.

Featuring Akame (pfft!lol!), Divamaru, Guchi slowly coming to understand the reason for his existence or the lack thereof, fanfic, and a super cool story by our bro, Jin.

Preview above the cut:
macro

Pls don't de-friend me over this :) )
Just wanna add that my N.M.P. arrived! Now, FILM, RIGHT NOW, and RABBIT OR WOLF? are currently raping my summer playlist. <3
je_levy: (Default)
Title: Butterfly Inferno
Rating: PG-13 (future R rating)
Warning: AU (one in which Jin never signed with Warner or left for LA the second time), angst like mega-angst
Pairing: Akame, Nakanishi, Kokame, Kameda, 
Disclaimer: Definitely do not own...
Summary: Every member scrambles to fix what was already long threadbare.

Chapter One )

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