je_levy: (Qu'ils mangent de la brioche)
1) Saw this

just this morning from this picture (AMONG OTHER THINGS *_____*) and first thing to pop into my head was this Canadian PSA that they replayed over and over when I was a kid to the point that to this day in my grown-ass state I still feel the need to hum it.

Yeah. Check with your loved ones before stuffing things in your mouth, k?

2) So on Monday afternoon, I performed an unexpected vanishing act when my mum asked me to come stay with her at  for a couple days until she left. Yes, I thought, I can write when she's busy, I thought.

Nope. I wound up going to all the Canada Day sales at Pacific Centre and splurging on my mum and me at Bath and Body Works. Got a perfume for myself called Dark Kiss and I think I'm switching my current scent from melon and cucumber to more berries, citrus and coconut. I wish I could convey scents over the internet because god this stuff smells like something mythically delicious. YES! Here's to smelling edible always.

Then to add to my daytime busyness of trying to distract my mum from not so sparkly-things, we sat in a booth at IHOP and systematically talked trash over mozza sticks. I think I'm really going to like living with her.

HOWEVER, there was no wifi where we were and I was suffering from a withdrawal I haven't experienced in over a year. That's right; fandom withdrawal. Still, mum managed to get on her plane after her husband was discharged for one more stay at home. I will be following her near the end of September and yes, all is going smoothly now and I'm in a better mood and aside from accepting the things I can't really change, I'm okay now but just guh, why did life have to happen THIS WEEK? 

Anywho, after these past two days away from home and wifi, it's looking pretty daunting to catch up with all the things, friends in fandom alike and emails to respond to and fic to read especially with KAT-TUN just. not. quittin' with the ridiculousness.

But more importantly, I'm still on those twisty, windy, scary rails of keeping my head in the DOA game. I am determined to catch up for lost time. As Kari said to me this morning. "it's a matter of PRIDE". <3

There are these momentary reprieves though. Though I'm not sure it's right to call them that

Spent a little moment with the Balloons CM Making of and then screencaps happened and if I don't say something now I never will. ;___;

"Draw me like one of your French Girls." Honest to god, I can't.

some otp for the road

I'll be the first to say it, "I want one". There was also this cute moment where Koki bursts out laughing because obviously Junno said something that warranted a punch to his arm by Kame. Cute Stuff.

OK so this is cause for some justified heated debate. Which is it? Conveniently placed pocket of trouser air(tm) or are we really getting full frontal junk outline here? I'm calling it his 'hot pocket' and [ profile] ayame_hadouken who cosigned the screencapping said that it definitely has to do with 'hot air'. 

I feel a feature of being in Johnny's fandom that we never really discuss is the dichotomy between trouser folds and true phallic outlines. Do we accept the existence of the latter while denying the former or does the former implicate the immediate and justified existence of the latter? Does the latter cancel the former out? Are we living in a world grounded on the existence of both? Who are we to decide which is which?

Ahhh Junno junk. How theologically perplexing. 

ksjndkfjng Yeah, ok, fine. Now reboarding the doa-writing train with even MOAR energy. I'm also eating fig bars and liking it. Please go check out [ profile] je_fqfest and butafest at [ profile] allthegyoza. Loads of fic for the taking. Seriously. Ah.

je_levy: (Generale M)
Title: Target Acquisition
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: KuroMaru (Nakamaru/Kuroki Meisa)
Warning: Guns (of the survival game variety), het!sex
Summary: Maru wouldn’t just let anyone hold his Spring Magnum. He is, after all, a gentleman.

A/N: Inspired from Meisa's using survival games to vent stress (win y/y?); her surprising shyness, her loving to play in the mountains and her adorable tank-top.

Written for the $1 a drabble fundraiser (what are you talking about? >:O This is a drabble because I say it is!) for one very wonderful [ profile] ryogrande who requested Nakamaru het. *__*

Ri, thank you for giving me an excuse (and a charitable one at that) to do this. It was some shameless fun <3<3

"He is definitely NOT an animal." )

je_levy: (KAT-TUN)

dkfnkdngknkjfnk!!! It's mid-December! Do you understand what that means??

KAT-TUN fic exchange

rules and intro
Sign-ups start on December 17

In this instance, do not stand in awe as it occurs but hop aboard; this is your chance to request and read the KAT-TUN fic you've always wanted and to write and make someone else's dreams come true! :'D

As it says on the label, signups start tomorrow! Come and join the Sweet Chain of fics, gather up your Yuuki no Hana and ride the virgin stars (:s) over to [ profile] fic_the_faith and witness the BIRTH of the fics that Run For You...r favourite pairings and genre styles.
je_levy: (Want! Want! Want!)
And so on our final consecutive day (but certainly not the last ever) of Koki gifspam, we need to make this special, so not only are the drinks so much more expensive (free for bunny folk only), but the gifs are so much harder to resist. Also, it's later in the evening :D what do you mean I got lazy and posted late? no, this was entirely my intention from day one


Nice save :D!

So while the getting's still good, raise your glasses once more for someone so alarmingly cute, we're still trying to work out how best to deal with it all ;A;

Whorish to the very End :'D )
je_levy: (blonde!Koki)
Yesterday's batch had us squirming in our seats due to the overall state of shamelessness and some of you may have gotten drunk and said some things we all regretted in the morning, it doesn't matter~ ヽ(´ー`)┌

 It's a new day; let's go for one more round! >:D Dilute your liquor plz. We' gettin' serious.


Mah Gawd, They're Still Moving! )
je_levy: (Bad-Ass)
Yes, yes ok, his birthday was a week ago. I had other valid reasons for doing this though. Perfectly valid reasons with the word

being one of them...

Warning: There really is a whole ass-load of gifs past this entry and several entries to come (100+ means close to 200 or maybe even more than that). Yeah, it's upsetting enough as it is but worse still, the gifs aren't even apologetic about it. They're gonna sit here in their shameless perpetuated motion and MUW (make u wait) as they mutually load themselves (srsly so slutty). So please, please give these gifs the benefit of the doubt. They will not let you down when you've waited, though. And they know you want them, so seriously you're not fooling anyone.

Even if you're genuinely disinterested these gifs themselves are determined to win your affection:
Before you jump in to the image-heavy; let's address the drinking game rules.

1 shot for hair-touching
2 for Self-touching (or self-grabbing :s!)
3 for Girlishness (or delightful cross-dressing)
4 for MUWtt  (make you wish to touch)
5 for Nekoki
(rules founded by the esteemed [ profile] sekky_chan)
Look, bro, they MOVE )
je_levy: (Koki Rabu)
Welcome to another creepy birthday post

Because another KAT-TUN birthday is upon us and I have free time so let's proceed with

je_levy: (Thug Lovin')

Blame for why this is happening goes to [ profile] snoozing_kitten for first posting and [ profile] ryogrande for first goading. So while I resume with ten genres, let's all have fun with this.

So here's how it will work when you do this too! :D!

- Post a list of your five favorite acts/kinks to read about. At the bottom, add what fandoms/pairings you're interested in.
- Read other people's lists here <- there is no JE here yet >:O
- Post comment-fic based off of other people's interests.


1.  Clinical Insanity (obsessions, neuroses, OCD gone wrong, psychosis, paranoia, hearing voices, mostly yandere ) 

2. Logic stops working. Something unimaginable happens or someone acquires magical or super powers that defy reason (and uses them unintentionally or intentionally 0o0 on the object of his affection/lust). 

3. Control, D/s using manipulative means, possessiveness, tying up, subtle brainwashing, teasing and denial, punishing disobedience

4.  Sex that's playful, rough enough to be shocking 0o0, almost painful, power play, flexibility, wrestling for top, filthy talk, desperate and messy, and sudden

5. Adorableness. Affection without words. Strange liking, unconventional desire or love (i.e F****CK! I love/want him/her so god damn much that I hate it! lol)


JE -  Junno/Maru, Jin/Maru, Ueda/Maru, Junno/Koki, Junno/Ryo, Junno/Jin, Junno/Koyama, NTT, NTT/Koyama, KAT-TUN/Koyama, Koyama/Maru, Ueda/Kame, Koyama/Koki (aww koyoki >.<), Ueda/Koki, Jin/Koki,  Nakamaru/Koki, Yoko/Junno, Yoko/Maru, Nakamassu, Pin, Sho/Maru, Matsujun/Jin, Aiba/Ueda ahh I totally feel like I forgot someone :s Oh well, let's work with these

Jdramas- Sushi Oji! Tsukasa/Kawatarou, Sushi Oji  X-overs: Kawatarou/ anyone from Johnny's, Inu Wo Kau To Iu Koto X-overs: Dr. Hotta/Sonoda Shinobu (Maru in Hancho), Dr. Hotta/Koki, Dr. Hotta/ Kobayashi Akira (Koki in Rikon syndrome), Dr. Hotta/Maru, Yamato Nadeshiko! x-overs: Kyouhei/Nakamaru, Kyouhei/Kawatarou (>.>), Takenaga/Dr.Hotta  Yukan Club: Miroku/Kawatarou, Miroku/Nakamaru ok that's enough; I'm seriously beginning to wonder what deep dark place these are coming from :'D

J-actors/actresses- (any of these people with Nakamaru would be such a fine thing) Narimiya Hiroki, Kuroki Meisa (with any of KAT-TUN), Yamamoto Yuusuke, Komine Rena (primarily with Junno), Shirota Yuu, Matsuyama Keni'ichi,

Misfits - anything goes. I'm partial to Nathan pairings though. Nathan and anything x-fandom would make my everything.

So, you, fair f-lister, you. Go now to make your own post and we can share sparkle sideways, backwards and frontwards

Other Posts of the Like
♪ Snoozing_Kitten
♪ Ryogrande
♪ Ayame_hadouken
♪ Yue_Akuma
♪ tatoeba
♪ Elizajet
♪ maiamcw
♪ wintersdancer
♪ randomicicle
♪ gina84

Acts I've Committed

♠ Three Way Dial Up  (NTT phonesex) ♠
♠ Junno's World Order (Junno/Koyama pain & powerplay) ♠
♠ Just Follow Your Nose~! (Jin/Anonymaru club sex) ♠
♠  Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear (Kameda insanity) ♠

je_levy: (très chaude)
Don't judge; I'm in Western Canada; it's still officially give or take some several hours his birthday and there are beautiful things still all over fandom revolving entirely around the quaking, breathless reactions we've had over this man:

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I've been shrieking all over the place with sheer glee and tears. Gleetears = glitters. >.> One of you once asked me if I type as I think. Answer is yes.

Read more... )
je_levy: (Cake&Dynamite!!!)
Title: Bet Your Damn Pants Off
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Maruda (Nakamaru/Ueda)
Warning (s): sex in a semi-public place, THOSE PANTS, Ueda’s mind, and a general appearance
Summary: Ueda wins a bet and wants Nakamaru in his pants… literally.

A/N: Written especially for my dearest [ profile] parasol_odori initially for this so very excellent prompt. There was also her putting this before my eyes *____*

Katze, I have such warm feelings for you, and believe me when I say if I caught Maru in a net, I’d offer him to you first because I wake up each day looking forward to your recent tweet revelations on Maru’s sexiness. Your helpless and indecent love for Nakamaru has always made me feel adamant that Maru fans are really such very fine company. I’m rooting for you on your thesis work and all the other tribulations you conquer so boss-like. You're still my partner in relevance <3

Secondly, guess whose birthday is coming! Yes, The General has existed for twenty-eight years now. We must do something about this, mustn’t we? *makes dubious motions that imply great and SEKRIT planning*

Thirdly, I haven’t a clue how the scheduled usage of the NHK theatre works. Lol let’s just try not to think about it >.>

Finally, my beta, cheerleader and muse; you know who you are. You’re perfect and I love you.

Ueda wanted so much to jump him to the point of hatred )
je_levy: (Cake&Dynamite!!!)
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Ah, this is not a strictly Maruda-related holiday, but it is in favour of what we can consider June 9 which is also read 06/09 and if we're on the same sexy page here, then that shouldn't require much explanation.

Anyway, in celebration over at [ profile] inkroulette at This Entry

There was much enthusiastiam over celebrating via reading teh Pr0n in different languages (thereby making it international) to which where I knew that my own deplorable sense for second languages would be made known and I would read in the language that you and I always communicate in here. However, good news befell me when I remembered (upon her suggesting that I read in French) [ profile] ryogrande had a fan-tucking-fastic Maruda fic with French dialogue, which- imo- deemed it very appropriate to the given circumstances.

When I jumped in for this one, though, I had quite forgotten how epicly HOT this fic was and how idiotic I would sound trying to do the French justice especially when all I get is breathy and yes, that's quite all. 
Title: L'Amour in Snow by [ profile] ryogrande
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Cake and Fucking Dynamite LEARNING TEH FRENCH! (>.> or Maruda)
Warning: In the audio, I do stumble all Maru style a couple times but I move on like a boss because that is what some losers do and I did that because this is perhaps the eighteenth take you're getting. Also there were situations in which my seldom studied for French got a bit over the top. I wish neither to butcher the language nor this excellent fic. A fifteen minute straight flawless recording is just not within my ability. As the Guch in my head would says, "Hory Shitto. So not frawress."
Summary: Ueda helps Nakamaru study for his French test.
Link to which where you must love on this fic for being too damn sexy for my voice:  Viola~! (3rd fic down)
 On the fic itself, there are mouse-over translations of all the French dialogue. 
Link To The Levy Audio: Tune In

je_levy: (Jumpsuits for jollies)
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Radio Exchange: THIS IS THE GENERAL....OVER!! :D

OK, even I know that wasn't quite that good. I think it was a delivery problem. And no, I don't know what he thought he was doing, but that's got to hurt.

Updates and More on What's Sexy )
je_levy: (OMNOMNOM)
OK, so let's just pretend for a moment that Guchi week is transcendent and we didn't limit to a week. In fact, Guchi week is primarily an expression of- ah, forget it. I'm LATE~~~ and it's mostly because of this horrid, horrid subtitle file. The subbing went as it usually does, but when it came time to hardsub the thing, nothing would work. Sure, it would put the subtitles on there without a hitch, but then the next thing I know, Vdub has changed to typeface, positioning, and colour of the subtitles.

Here's a gif to make up for the lateness:
Image hosting by you know, so you can prove it to the unbelievers how wicked-shit awesome your idol is. That's Mr. Guch to you.

So on that whiny miserable, but pretty much relieved note....

Welcome to a Firework Finale of such
Fine Freshness!!
                      ...though it's a bit late

I dunno, I feel like in this solitary working silence, I've missed you all and your madness and your acceptance of mine. :D

To start off with, I bring you: [Cartoon KAT-TUN] 2010.01.06 100 Adult Rules SP  III with JUNNO.

You know, the one with the tap-dancing, the puns, the( -_-)-style!Jin, the LOLS (...oh the LOLS), and of course the faces...

You KNOW you love the faces... )
je_levy: (ugh...arms)
[Poll #1652453]

So? Everyone finished? Lurkers too? Good.
Y'know what? I'm not even gonna mark this one since you and I both know what the right answers are. :3  Let's move on.

:p Almost forgot, so before I head off to that thing I call sure to let me know if you do anything Guchi week related and I'll add it to the entry~!

Day Four Flail-ers

Informative Art Post (Fancanon comparison) by [ profile] sekky_chan 
Fic Rec Post and Art Request by [ profile] chainsawpants 

I'll be back to reply to comments later this afternoon XD
je_levy: (zombies!!!)

Hey, it's Punday...which rhymes with Sunday and...

augh, GAWD~~

All right, so I've noticed a recurring pattern of our idols experiencing a mere day of celebration for their special days while other idols all over get a full month. Since I might be alone on this, I'm giving Guchi a full week of fun, lols, puns, fic, and videos. Who knows? As birthdays go on, I may be able to extend it to a month in hopes that others will take part with me, you know. I mean, just imagine it, a full month of fic, arts, flails, crack, and lol all dedicated to a different member in commemoration of their to-be-made-much-of date of birth.

So, for my first effort. I bring FANVID:

The idea is that I have recently found that if I go back and watch every KAT-TUN video with my eyes focussed entirely on The Guch, i usually wind up pausing every two minutes to rewind and lmao at an expression, gesture, or particularly overlooked action. It's beautiful, fun, and it's the lulzy gift that just keeps on giving.

So Happy BIRTHDAY, you of the perpetual :D face. Let's make this week a super special, GORJIOUSSS gorgeous, SHARU WE DANSU OH YEAH, epic love fest of love because love is great and so is your idol!!


Day One Flail-ers
ART ENTRY  by  [ profile] chainsawpants
je_levy: (NAKANISHI)


Yeah, you damn well better.

OK, PV flamhammery and my own desire to screencap the shit out of that masterpiece aside, I'm sorry for those of you waiting for my Butterfly Inferno update. I was down with bronchitis for a two weeks now and then had to work on the RL things I fell behind with while I was away, so yeah now that some of my other obligations are cleared, I'll get back on that and hopefully have Part 12 up early this week.

GIRLS <33333 excuse me while I fap to the best thing on earth. I told you it would be the best thing you've ever jived to and it is, ladies, it is.

A friend of mine sent me a rip from somewhere; sorry, it's LQ, but I had to have other people kyaaing over these three and esp the rhythm. They said it'd be reggae, but this is dancehall and that gives me everything I need in life. KAT-TUN Girl NTT song.mp3

 Maru and his English )
...Oh man, English all over my curriculum, baby Sorry, what was I saying? Ah right...  .
Oh, scandal~ as [ profile] chainsawpants said.

Meat often outdoes steamed vegetables. )

Ok, enough. Off to write. I love you, fandom; you're crazy, but I can't help it. I'm so homo for you. :D
je_levy: (Bad-Ass)
Yeah, at the risk of sounding like the world's worst type of head-case...

I am so fortunate to be living in the same world as this PV...


WAY TO GO, BOYS. I thought you'd all had me for life before, but
*in the process of cleaning my kitchen floor of vomitted blood*


Just follow the eyegasm signal... )

Like I said, dark-eyed bad-ass twitchiness and helmet hair...sooo not an issue. Apologies, men of B.C, my heart belongs to the various people who made this fangasm possible.
je_levy: (D:)
Obviously, you've all heard the news someway or somehow, it's made its way to you.

The end of Cartoon KAT-TUN.

I know, I know; it also means the boys will get a new show that I can squeal about weekly, but honestly, if you've been paying attention you'll have noticed that I'm kind of crazy about this show....just kinda crazy about it in the oh-god-please-what-am-I-gonna-do-for-the-rest-of-my-life sort of way...

Four years from the moment Kame's smiling face popped up on the screen to the episode that aired yesterday, I haven't missed a single one. Most people talk about how much they hate the Love Series. I loved it; I even laughed like crazy during Koki's segments with his odd guests

I'll be honest, a combination of G no Arashi and Cartoon KAT-TUN taught me the Japanese I know today.

I can't even find the words I want to use to project how I'm feeling.

All I can say right now is, you producers had better be cooking something up that's just as fucking wonderful as these four years have been.

I'm serious because there are some moments that just can't be topped:

On that note, back to translation


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