je_levy: (ロバまる)
Title: Living Canvas
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Maruda (Ueda/Nakamaru)
Warnings: romance (omgah like srs), ‘body paint’ per se, and sex
Summary: Maru, Ueda’s now discovered, is a canvas of lines and grooves on which he only itches to make deep impressions.

A/N- This was inspired by a really interesting conversation I had with [ profile] ryogrande after she wrote Koki tattooing Ueda and then there was this constant, unending enabling of my Maruda feels these past weeks. I absolutely had to get this out before the thoughts went away. This is the result of having not written Maruda since last year. Dedicated to the fiercest, finest hbic of them all, [ profile] ryogrande. <3<3<3<3

More indelible than ink )
je_levy: (秘密~)
Title: To-Do List
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): lists, KAT-TUN member-coolness, Ueda being pimp, implied foursome, Kame working so hard, sex
Pairing: Junno/list names, Junno/Koki, so many other things implied
Summary: Taguchi keeps a list of names. The first thing to do is to make sure it’s not a vendetta roster. The second is to find out if you’re even on it. Not that you care or anything…

A/N: This was totally for fun and totally just to satisfy a particularly excellent plot bunny. I had the best ouendan crew consisting of [ profile] sekky_chan screaming, betaing and sometimes just being throwing flowers of ganbare at me (Don't ask). And one very encouraging and especially excellent [ profile] ayame_hadouken tossing in a heart of "go for it" this past week. Thank you both <3<3<3

"If I wear layers of coats, then it'll be harder for him to covet my body" )

*asterisk by koyama means it may be more than once and that Taguchi doesn't really have a choice in the matter
je_levy: (THE Turtle <3)
Title: Objects in Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear
Rating: R (!!)
Pairing(s): Kame/Kame, Kame/Ueda
Warnings: the preternatural, insanity, an unconventional form of voyeurism, and some sex
Summary: He was mesmerized by this stranger in him. By his mysterious confidence and hands that moved from glass to himself.

A/N: Originally written for [ profile] randomicicle for the 5 Acts Meme using for inspiration “Insanity, voyeurism and vision themes”, the song “Blow” by Ghinzu and a moment in One Drop making of where Kame stands in front of a dark glass window, staring at himself.

Happy Hallowe'en, everyone~!

I Guess It's Time For You To Get Used To You )
je_levy: (*incoherence reasons*)

Its still his birthday in my book, so...

Give me ANY Maru pairing and I will write one sentence of TEN genres for them. The genres are:

1. Angst
2. AU
3. Crack
4. Future fic
5. First Time
6. Fluff
7. Humor  Badfic Parody
8. Hurt/Comfort
9. Smut
10. UST (Unresolved Sexual Tension)

Now when I say Maru pairings, I mean any and every Maru pairings. I will write them and I'm especially looking forward to creativity and even the ones we're used to. So even if you want to request something random like Sho/Maru (*cough* [ profile] chainsawpants *hack*) or a relevant threesome like NTT (*wheezes* [ profile] sekky_chan *dies*) I will write it and happily!!

♥ 10 Genre Sentences So Far ♥

1.    Maruda requested by [ profile] luna_truths
2.    Sho/Maru requested by [ profile] chainsawpants
3.    NTT requested by [ profile] sekky_chan
4.    Nakanishi requested by [ profile] ryogrande
5.    Ru/Kazu (Johnny Rocker-verse) requested by [ profile] randomicicle
6.    Tom Riddle/Maru requested by [ profile] chainsawpants
7.    NakaMa requested by [ profile] chuckles0505
8 .   Nakamaru/pudding requested by [ profile] elizajet
9.    Tagumaru requested by [ profile] encoded_panties
10.  Nakame requested by [ profile] bellemelody
11.  NakaNaka requested by [ profile] sekky_chan

je_levy: (Cake&Dynamite!!!)
Title: Bet Your Damn Pants Off
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Maruda (Nakamaru/Ueda)
Warning (s): sex in a semi-public place, THOSE PANTS, Ueda’s mind, and a general appearance
Summary: Ueda wins a bet and wants Nakamaru in his pants… literally.

A/N: Written especially for my dearest [ profile] parasol_odori initially for this so very excellent prompt. There was also her putting this before my eyes *____*

Katze, I have such warm feelings for you, and believe me when I say if I caught Maru in a net, I’d offer him to you first because I wake up each day looking forward to your recent tweet revelations on Maru’s sexiness. Your helpless and indecent love for Nakamaru has always made me feel adamant that Maru fans are really such very fine company. I’m rooting for you on your thesis work and all the other tribulations you conquer so boss-like. You're still my partner in relevance <3

Secondly, guess whose birthday is coming! Yes, The General has existed for twenty-eight years now. We must do something about this, mustn’t we? *makes dubious motions that imply great and SEKRIT planning*

Thirdly, I haven’t a clue how the scheduled usage of the NHK theatre works. Lol let’s just try not to think about it >.>

Finally, my beta, cheerleader and muse; you know who you are. You’re perfect and I love you.

Ueda wanted so much to jump him to the point of hatred )
je_levy: (YUMMY!)
Pairings/ Characters: Nakamaru Yuichi/ Ueda Tatsuya, KAT-TUN and their flamhammery.
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Sex!.. and talk of it, established relationship, romance, silliness, genre-overshadowing, and lesbians of course.
Summary: Two years and some months is a long time to be with anyone, but it doesn’t matter when you’re still going strong. Strong and so very, very without sex. And Yuichi is more attractive with each day passing.”Not cool,” Ueda thinks.
Notes: 7,550 words. Originally written for [ profile] sashjun during this year's [ profile] fic_the_faith originally posted here. I had so so so much fun writing this, so I hope the rest of you have fun with it too. 

If you have read this and you're still all wriggly for moar Maruda, I want to recommend this adorable fic. It made my night last night as you'll probably spot from the incoherent flail one comment in.

"Lesbians are really cool, aren't they?" )
je_levy: ("Packs heat")

This is Not A Re-Post; This is a Re-Direct Post in which I've disabled comments

Title:: Johnny Rocker
Movie:: RocknRolla
Author:: [ profile] je_levy
Rating:: NC-17
Pairing(s) :: Nakamaru/Jin, Junno/Koki, Koki/Kame, Ueda/his women, Pi/Kame, Nino/Ohno
Summary:: 2018. After countless rumours, indictments, and arrests, JE has long since become a talent agency full of very talented criminals. As the media erupts with ambiguous news of legendary solo artist Jin Akanishi’s presumed death, all the factions of JE’s crime pool interlace and clash over a deal-breaking theft that has his name written all over it.
Warning:: sex, language, drugs, addicts, character death, transsexuality, and sheer unforgiveable villainy by adorable idols
Notes:: All monetary amounts in this fic are to be read in yen form, and drug slang is google-able if you so feel the need. A lot of the original RocknRolla plot has been altered so that it is more of a Guy Ritchie-tribute than a direct movie rewrite. You may see elements of other Guy Ritchie films here.

Art by [ profile] sekky_chan

I've decided that it'd just make it easier to keep it all in one place since this is a wonking four-part fic of 32,000+ words, I will keep it there without reposting for the mean time.
This fic was my main source of angst since a little after Christmas and only now that it's been posted for people to read and many of you've reminded me why I did it in the first place, it's totally my baby now. 
I want to thank [ profile] sekky_chan  for being my adorably belligerent pet the whole way through it at the risk of her own RL responsibilities, [ profile] craigdolan for being the whip-cracking beta I needed most and to whom I owe a LOT of Koki smut for ALL the beta work he's done for me this past month, and [ profile] chainsawpants for fantastic music recs, crack logic (go meet Guch in an alleyway), and keeping me in love with Nino and Sho despite the script telling me to be otherwise.

Final Note: You don't actually have to have seen the film in order to understand this since it was written with the film as a premise, while most of the story is JE of the future starring KAT-TUN. I really hope you guys like this one. 

PART 1:( People ask the question, "What's a Johnny Rocker?")

PART 2:( "You cut 'em or you pay 'em, but keep your receipts; this isn't yakuza")

PART 3:( "That which starts bitter ends sweet")

PART 4: ("Good bye, Nanashi Namae")
je_levy: (WAR VETERAN)
 Warning: So the usual drill. This is only crack. All just for fun and some of this may or may not be true; it's all a matter of discernment.



☆ Table of Contents☆:
Chapter One: The General Ideal Behind Most of It
Chapter Two: General Drama in Prose
Chapter Three: The General Has His Script and is Generally OK with an Interview

Chapter Four: The Nature of The General and Other Tales of Conquest

The Pleasure is Mostly His )
je_levy: (Sitting sexiness)

Title: You’d Find It Considerably More Comfortable If You Removed Your Underwear… (more commonly known as “No Pan Pain”)
Rating: Would you believe me if I said this started out rather PG-13? No? …OK… NC-17
Pairing/People Present: KAT-TUN’s Nakameda featuring Jin…
Summary: General Nakamaru has finally mastered a new skill. He has all these bad-ass epic plans for invasion, but his favourite sexy Linguist, currently in Osaka, demands his presence. Complications ensue when the General’s current piece of ass gets involved. Crack in its most powdery state, dissociative personalities, General sex fiendishness, Jin concert love, tears, chubby fetishism, and for those of you who are new to this, Nakamaru’s your General. End of conversation.
Warning: I have never been to a Jin concert—one of my life’s regrets as I’ve always wanted to see what the future of American hip hop looks like.

A/N: Let it be known that I just don’t do social commentary. Emasculated Kame still makes me laugh, though, so that’ll count for something in the long run. Dedicated to special people on my tweet-list for goading me toward this as a form of ire alleviant. (Yes, I feel much better now, thanks) I need to steer clear of you guys, though, or I’ll never get anything done besides fic. D: |: … :D :B XB

All in all, I want to pin a great deal of responsibility for the rating on [ profile] ryogrande so when you’re done and all D:-face or even if you’re completely and utterly elated just glance meaningfully at her. That’s right, glance. Also need to add, all ninja communists are to be redirected at the door to [ profile] snoozing_kitten . She has certification in dealing with your kind.

Finally, since long, Oscar-speech style author’s notes tend to be my thing now. I want to make a public declaration of love for [ profile] sekky_chan because she lets me go all creepy lovesick stalker on her every night without even batting an eyelash. I’m keeping her and her kitten, circle bunny, and Koki pictures…so back off; get your own!

je_levy: (CakenDynamite!)


Title: Table Spread
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: [insert despairing witticism about human slavery, Marulust and whatnot]
Summary: Bad depth perception, clumsiness, whatever it is, Ueda has trouble getting a mouthful. Nakamaru, stoicism included, just wants to help. In summary of the summary: General, meet your Dictator.
Warning: Drug-free, but you know how it is…:D 

A/N: For a HBIC of such hilarity, classiness, and WONDER, [ profile] ryogrande for spoiling me rotten with incredible fic and to commemorate the day The Guch chooses to grant her that harem, for upon that fine day we shall all be writing porn and it shall be glorious! And to the ever-supportive, ever relevant to my interests, [ profile] parasol_odori who will always play the shy, adorbs Nakamaru to my Kame- I mean Ueda.

And also to my darling [ profile] sekky_chan  who lives perpetually in my heart for sending me cute, lovable messages at the wee hours of my night.

Finally, this is me experimenting with my version of the Maruda dynamic just to get used to writing it for very pertinent reasons. Hope you like XD

Aim a little further up. :D )
je_levy: (TNTKU)
 If you're on my twitter, (pls to be on there if you are not, f-list. There is sexy gif/picspam and raised questions of decadent vitality and talk of phallic symbolism) then you've probably seen me CAPSLOCKING about this already, but just like extra-cise, Imma take express pleasure in doing it... then DOING IT AGAIN. <==no more obscure western TV references this year, I promise.

So without the right materials of pomp and circumstance, I just want you all to feast your eyes on what I'm calling 


or we could just put the plot in the title, amirite?

So your fantasy at best rite now....

No, it's not even the morning after anything. Shit, it's just breakfast, chill. :P

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I can't seem to get the win that is this CM and all its attached musical awesome and the usual sexiness and for heaven's sake, I'm trying to write here, guys. Couldn't you have waited?? /run-on of fangirling fail

Because you know the HQ will mean more, non-Gifsoup ones.
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He called it fuel efficiency for a reason. *sagely nod*

The Copper Prince understands ALL of the implications involving input and output. It is to his knowledge that input is the most fierce. Discuss.

For now, I'll be snuggling into my duvet chuckling to myself about wheels that are ultimate, (MONSTER TRUCK RALLY!!) Himes that can really stick it in, Hantai no hito!Maru who is the designated driver, Guch using his sheer height to showcase legroom, JUNDA slap fight, Koki's winking and how I think I may go on the Special K challenge where I subsist on nothing but Koki sexiness, and of course Kame epically crossing his legs IN A CAR.

ALL THESE I WILL GIF and I want to get into this more with you, but I need sleep and I NEED TO WRITE. *weeps* I'll return to inquire further on your flail.
je_levy: (Default)
 Warning: The operative word for these entries is crack, so I don't expect anyone to take this at complete and utter face-value, not even the drug-usage,  except that majority of what I say here, I tend to have some backing for. How's that for cryptic? You know, pics or it didn't happen?

The Extremely Excellent
and Mostly Crack Post of
the Sexy Maru Epic: War and Drama

Link to Chapters One and Two

Chapter 3: The General Has His Script and Is Generally OK with an Interview.
Ah, just so you know... listen up! :B

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So hasn't this been a very nice lengthy space in which I could learn to miss you guys? Srsly~ I got so used to posting nearly every day that the silence literally made me blanch and hyperventilate. Thank goodness for [ profile] je_holiday or more like, it's one of the very reasons I've been so silent today though I'd intended to post this morning, but when it comes to this pretty f-list and fandom in general,  some things just CANNOT be ignored (yeah, some of these things even brought a tear to my eye. I love you KAT-TUN fandom :p)

Also, to note, there is going to be [ profile] reel_johnny  which is a whole n'other type of glittery coolness. I'm definitely all over that. :3

So yes, in other big news, we've clearly had a look at the Best Artist appearance by our lovely crew of merry soldiers, lieutenants, and air marshals and we've all flailed endlessly somewhat at how KAT-TUN was able to represent, and I definitely fangasm'd over those delicious outfits, and many MANY things made me happy about that appearance but the thing that made me happiest was this single second:

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Yeah, once you're at peace with my ridiculously deviant mind, you'll understand just what makes me grin like an idiot here. Also, our General is wearing mirrors! *gasps for air* reflect his gorgeousness back at him making the soft light of beauty surrounding him...shine twice as much...

But THAT'S NOT WHY WE'RE HERE!! *points at post title, breathing heavily* That was close! I almost completely deviated from the topic at hand. We can't have that happen again...ah!

Right! This looks like a job for~!!!

Woody-san- no, wait.... )

ETA: LOL~ I didn't realise I'd forgotten one, and it's one of the best ones too D:

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