je_levy: (GUCHOLOGY)
 

Unit One |Unit Two | Unit Three


HOW TO WATCH UR GUCHI

AND TO NEVER LOOK AWAY 101


Good Morning, my fellow Guchologists,

Every course has its breaks, and yours happened to occur over the holidays. Still, I can see many of you kept your Guchology lessons fresh in your mind and no doubt you put into practice these lessons. Don't worry; I believe you.

However, I would like to make clear that I am uneasy, class. Yes, I marked your last quiz and there was a sensible pattern of passing as usual. However, the records appear to be tampered with and it seems someone going by the suspiciously familiar initials G.N. got into my grading system and left it in the following state. How rude. D8<

Listed in order of possible answers provided on the quiz; these are the grades awarded to you by this phantom grader who, let's face it, can't be anyone but The General himself.

QUIZ RESULTS: DON'T COMPLAIN! )


UNIT FOUR )
je_levy: (GUCHOLOGY)
[Poll #1655270]I know you don't think it's possible, but yeah, I'm marking this quiz, so think carefully. I mean, somehow you all passed last time so....

UNIT THREE! )




SO, would you believe it? Still not done with my Guchi-party, so what's that saying? AIN'T NO PARTAY LIKE A GUCHI PARTAY CUZ THE GUCHI PARTAY DON' STOP!


Nice.

Also, check out [livejournal.com profile] chainsawpants  's sketch request post; she's still taking requests. Also, she says that her fiction post was partially deleted before she realised and she's fixed it with all the Guchi fic recs and drabbles. There's some new ones there I haven't even read before! So hop on over and go fic yourself. :p
je_levy: (OMNOMNOM)
OK, so let's just pretend for a moment that Guchi week is transcendent and we didn't limit to a week. In fact, Guchi week is primarily an expression of- ah, forget it. I'm LATE~~~ and it's mostly because of this horrid, horrid subtitle file. The subbing went as it usually does, but when it came time to hardsub the thing, nothing would work. Sure, it would put the subtitles on there without a hitch, but then the next thing I know, Vdub has changed to typeface, positioning, and colour of the subtitles.

Here's a gif to make up for the lateness:
Image hosting by IMGBoot.com you know, so you can prove it to the unbelievers how wicked-shit awesome your idol is. That's Mr. Guch to you.

So on that whiny miserable, but pretty much relieved note....

Welcome to a Firework Finale of such
Fine Freshness!!
                      ...though it's a bit late

I dunno, I feel like in this solitary working silence, I've missed you all and your madness and your acceptance of mine. :D

To start off with, I bring you: [Cartoon KAT-TUN] 2010.01.06 100 Adult Rules SP  III with JUNNO.

You know, the one with the tap-dancing, the puns, the( -_-)-style!Jin, the LOLS (...oh the LOLS), and of course the faces...

You KNOW you love the faces... )
je_levy: (ugh...arms)
[Poll #1652453]



So? Everyone finished? Lurkers too? Good.
Y'know what? I'm not even gonna mark this one since you and I both know what the right answers are. :3  Let's move on.
ON TO UNIT TWO! )

:p Almost forgot, so before I head off to that thing I call work...be sure to let me know if you do anything Guchi week related and I'll add it to the entry~!

Day Four Flail-ers

Informative Art Post (Fancanon comparison) by [livejournal.com profile] sekky_chan 
Fic Rec Post and Art Request by [livejournal.com profile] chainsawpants 

I'll be back to reply to comments later this afternoon XD
je_levy: (GUCHOLOGY)

 HOW TO WATCH UR GUCHI



AND TO NEVER LOOK AWAY 101



This is a free course in Guchology, so pay close attention; I may only say all this once! XD

UNIT ONE )

ETA: Let me know what type of flail and joy you've brought to Guchi week and I'll gladly add it so we can all shower you with pizza juice Guchi-grins. <33

Day Two Flail-ers

Punny gif post by [livejournal.com profile] chainsawpants
je_levy: (zombies!!!)
FOR A MAN WHOSE LEGS, :DDD, AND LOLS SO EASILY
SURPASS THE RECOMMENDED DAILY DOSAGE


Hey, it's Punday...which rhymes with Sunday and...

augh, GAWD~~

All right, so I've noticed a recurring pattern of our idols experiencing a mere day of celebration for their special days while other idols all over get a full month. Since I might be alone on this, I'm giving Guchi a full week of fun, lols, puns, fic, and videos. Who knows? As birthdays go on, I may be able to extend it to a month in hopes that others will take part with me, you know. I mean, just imagine it, a full month of fic, arts, flails, crack, and lol all dedicated to a different member in commemoration of their to-be-made-much-of date of birth.

So, for my first effort. I bring FANVID:


The idea is that I have recently found that if I go back and watch every KAT-TUN video with my eyes focussed entirely on The Guch, i usually wind up pausing every two minutes to rewind and lmao at an expression, gesture, or particularly overlooked action. It's beautiful, fun, and it's the lulzy gift that just keeps on giving.

So Happy BIRTHDAY, you of the perpetual :D face. Let's make this week a super special, GORJIOUSSS gorgeous, SHARU WE DANSU OH YEAH, epic love fest of love because love is great and so is your idol!!

EDIT: ANY TIME SOMEONE POSTS SOMETHING IN TRIBUTE TO THESE 7 DAYS BELONGING TO THE GUCHI, I WILL LINK IT IN MY DAILY ENTRY.



 
Day One Flail-ers
ART ENTRY  by  [livejournal.com profile] chainsawpants
je_levy: (Which do u like?)
 Can I just take a moment and try not to vomit with delight! (nice way to put it, huh?)
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UNRELATED: BEST DANCE BREAK EVER

Ugh, you guys. Will I ever tire?

Much like many others around the world, thanks to the commensurate and so very generous [livejournal.com profile] estherzax I just heard CHANGE UR WORLD properly for the first time, and their voices~~!! Holy shit on a stick! 

Probably three or four weeks ago, I'd heard the preview and I was marveling without much shame how incredible Taguchi sounds in the hook. He's developed his vibrato and hearing him warble the words, "Kokoro daite~" put me in a fit. What the hell happened?

I'll tell you what happened! He ingested awesome sometime through this year. I mean when you listen to a song like The Distance


As you can see (hear?) he's the lead vocalist in this song, using the fine, almost bronze-like tenor to put so much soul in his notes, but there was a degree of difference. His voice back then was a bit uncontrolled; he sang the exact same way he expressed himself in speech. No cares for the listener, reckless, loud and with stamina to put most people to shame. They had to make full use of the echo-effect to balance out the ring of his Cs and Bs.
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No doubt that is the lovable side to him, but I'd always experienced a bit of disappointment at how unpracticed he sounded at times because his note transitions were so sloppy and as much as he could hold a note to high heaven, he didn't use the right tone of vibrato, but now, my friends, we have vocal chords made of syrup.

Now, however, I've been looking forward to his releases. Songs like SMILE, and the sweet salacious goodness that was LOVE MUSIC. He's proven to me that with a little tweak and practice, you too can coat everything in gold. 
This is so surreal; I'm actually doing a full-on Guchi post without bringing in the cheap lulz
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Surreal, indeed. I think Guchi just gained himself an official fan who isn't just feeling sorry for him. This is rabu; serious ,sharu we effing dansu, OH YEAH love.

Speaking of those with vocal chords made of SEX! Maru! Do I even really need to say it, girls? Such richness and no stickiness. DAI MANZOKU in this case. The part where I fell into a perfect mess on my bedroom floor was at the pure tastiness of the beginning. Kame comes in, not pulling any punches with his own butter vocals, but Hana complements him so well. And the lovely tongue-in-cheek way they had Maru sing about how the sky is far too high. OMG, I'm so ashamed; I used up half an entry on Guchi, and there's no doubt that I adored his part, but I have exhausted words. Forgive me, fellow Marumaru fans, but when win is this consistent I can only bask in it, not fail.

Did anyone else hear Ueda near the end of the preview recording. Yes, we get another glitter-lusty (kirameki wo~~~) soprano in this from the great and almighty hime, and he's been given so much room to throw stars, hearts, and attitude into his voice.  Look forward to that PV, I'm telling you there's awesome in the cards next month!!

Koki's rap! Ugh! I can't! He's gone with a cool approach of keeping the rock feel in his rap, which is brilliant tribute to the incredible guitar riffs happening in the background and teh KORN-flavoured sound (holy hell, I'm so lame) has not let me down. I can't quite hear him that well under Kame's promo talk, but there's little question that he worked just as hard on these lyrics as he did in NMP, which I loved.

OK, I've talked your ear off enough over this. Translations~

English Lyrics )

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