je_levy: (秘密~)
Title: The Mysterious Affair of the Begonia Murder (Part 2)
Pairings : Junno/Koki, KAT-TUN member-whatever + some glaring implications
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: murder (except not really) mystery, dark humour, nonsense, historical misapprehensions, supernatural elements, moonshine liquor, Maru’s Hard Life, cross dressing, Detective Kame, sex
Summary: Nakamaru’s Cartier wristwatch search party goes awry. All of KAT-TUN, now locked in a storage room, agrees to play a suspicious-looking game with magical and embarrassing results.

Link to Part I

" She scatters begonias all over his corpse" )
je_levy: (zombies!!!)
Title: The Mysterious Affair of the Begonia Murder (Part 1)
Pairings: Junno/Koki 
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: murder (except not really) mystery, dark humour, nonsense, historical misapprehensions, supernatural elements, moonshine liquor, Maru’s Hard Life, cross dressing, Detective Kame, sex
Summary: Nakamaru’s Cartier wristwatch search party goes awry. All of KAT-TUN, now locked in a storage room, agrees to play a suspicious-looking game with magical and embarrassing results.

A/N: So an exchange usually means be anon and I learned with great humility that it is simply impossible unless I were to write a completely different pairing entirely, but in the end, really; I have no regrets. >:B

Originally written for the [ profile] fic_the_faith exchange for the ever-miraculous and wonderful [ profile] ayame_hadouken ♥,

" Junno crouches down to the stems of the biggest, reddest begonias " )
je_levy: (THE Turtle <3)
Title: Objects in Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear
Rating: R (!!)
Pairing(s): Kame/Kame, Kame/Ueda
Warnings: the preternatural, insanity, an unconventional form of voyeurism, and some sex
Summary: He was mesmerized by this stranger in him. By his mysterious confidence and hands that moved from glass to himself.

A/N: Originally written for [ profile] randomicicle for the 5 Acts Meme using for inspiration “Insanity, voyeurism and vision themes”, the song “Blow” by Ghinzu and a moment in One Drop making of where Kame stands in front of a dark glass window, staring at himself.

Happy Hallowe'en, everyone~!

I Guess It's Time For You To Get Used To You )
je_levy: (Nom the sammich)

Title: Drop a Beat: Marionette
Pairing: Nakame (Nakamaru/Kamenashi)
Rating: NC-17 (naturally)
Warning(s): mind control, jealousy, ambiguity, explicit sex, dark themes
Summary: Dropping beats like puppet strings; steely author of percussion, Nakamaru uses his mouth to get what he wants.
A/N: So I saw those Music Lovers Performances and probably annoyed a great many normal people on my twitter timeline with my capslock, declarations of my undying affection, and I think at one point I offered to give Junno a blowjob, but that’s neither here nor there mostly I experienced the perfect fangasm.

Regardless of its relevance, Nakamaru was BEATBOXING and the rest of KAT-TUN danced to it in an extremely entertaining pop-lock performance. It gave me ideas and I casted a vote on twitter on who would be the victim of these ideas. The result is this. (Thanks to all those who voted; I went with majority :D)

On a side note, surprisingly enough, beatboxing is more than making sounds with your lips and tongue. It’s breath control, tongue contortions and the ability to create audio illusions. So…why can’t it be magic? :B

For [ profile] randomicicle . You are consistent and glorious enabling sparkle every day. I don’t know how gloomy my timeline would look if I didn’t have your constant remarks and high-beam flail spam. ;A; Please never ever change that style; keep the faith excellence. I give you Nakame for your relevance.

Nakamaru, you know damn well you could make me do anything )

je_levy: (Be mine)

Title: Real Facial
Pairing(s): KAT-TUN/Kame + Kuroki Meisa, Yamapi
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: explicit gay/het sex, threesomes, recreational narcotics, snowballing, facials, group sex, gang bang, bukkake
Summary: Five times Kame gets it in the face, and one time he gets five at once.

A/N: This was originally written for the [ profile] je_devilorangel challenge by  [ profile] ryogrande and I.

I think we wanted to write something revolving entirely around Kame's face and his birthday passed us by without warning when we were both very busy. The delightful premise was the result from the exquisite and ingenius mind of Ri herself.

It was a shamelessly fun journey we took just to write all six scenes of this. She wrote two and I wrote two and then we wrote two together. (Can you tell which is which?)

I just want to say that writing with [ profile] ryogrande was a thrilling experience. Our processes were quite similar and somehow (due to wavelength sharing) we blended with a great deal of ease. Our only hurdle may have been positioning during one certain orgy scene at the end to which where I used my classy art abilities to construct this

It's colour-coded <3
So without further ado...

 (Real Facial<== link to Ri's website for the full thing.
je_levy: (Default)

 WARNING: So you see the subject line and the rainbow dotted text and you want to jump right in, but I'm warning you here and now, this is not for the srs bzns at heart. If you enjoy lulz and the occassional meme-ish nonsense then this is for you. If you're the type that gets into verbose and capslock-inducing argument over your favourite idols, then you should hit the back button while it's still safe.

My Dxxx is scared of you~ )
je_levy: ("Packs heat")

This is Not A Re-Post; This is a Re-Direct Post in which I've disabled comments

Title:: Johnny Rocker
Movie:: RocknRolla
Author:: [ profile] je_levy
Rating:: NC-17
Pairing(s) :: Nakamaru/Jin, Junno/Koki, Koki/Kame, Ueda/his women, Pi/Kame, Nino/Ohno
Summary:: 2018. After countless rumours, indictments, and arrests, JE has long since become a talent agency full of very talented criminals. As the media erupts with ambiguous news of legendary solo artist Jin Akanishi’s presumed death, all the factions of JE’s crime pool interlace and clash over a deal-breaking theft that has his name written all over it.
Warning:: sex, language, drugs, addicts, character death, transsexuality, and sheer unforgiveable villainy by adorable idols
Notes:: All monetary amounts in this fic are to be read in yen form, and drug slang is google-able if you so feel the need. A lot of the original RocknRolla plot has been altered so that it is more of a Guy Ritchie-tribute than a direct movie rewrite. You may see elements of other Guy Ritchie films here.

Art by [ profile] sekky_chan

I've decided that it'd just make it easier to keep it all in one place since this is a wonking four-part fic of 32,000+ words, I will keep it there without reposting for the mean time.
This fic was my main source of angst since a little after Christmas and only now that it's been posted for people to read and many of you've reminded me why I did it in the first place, it's totally my baby now. 
I want to thank [ profile] sekky_chan  for being my adorably belligerent pet the whole way through it at the risk of her own RL responsibilities, [ profile] craigdolan for being the whip-cracking beta I needed most and to whom I owe a LOT of Koki smut for ALL the beta work he's done for me this past month, and [ profile] chainsawpants for fantastic music recs, crack logic (go meet Guch in an alleyway), and keeping me in love with Nino and Sho despite the script telling me to be otherwise.

Final Note: You don't actually have to have seen the film in order to understand this since it was written with the film as a premise, while most of the story is JE of the future starring KAT-TUN. I really hope you guys like this one. 

PART 1:( People ask the question, "What's a Johnny Rocker?")

PART 2:( "You cut 'em or you pay 'em, but keep your receipts; this isn't yakuza")

PART 3:( "That which starts bitter ends sweet")

PART 4: ("Good bye, Nanashi Namae")
je_levy: (Desire)

Suga Shikao

Wait, this is KAT-TUN-related I promise. I am one of those unfortunate enough to only have known about this man during my days watching xxxHolic. Of course, some of you may have already heard of him long before that since he is an incredibly talented Singer-Song-writer, directs his own PVs, composes songs for other people that of which includes KAT-TUN's REAL FACE.

But this is not news for you. What may be news is a beautiful performance between Kame and this man, lit by candles, ambiance punctuated by invested and soulful eye contact. 

 Ai Ni Tsuite by Suga Shikao and Kame in case you haven't seen it yet..

Their voices blended really well and they have some surprising chemistry, but I guess we can all mostly agree that Kame has chemistry with a lot of people. Well, Kame has chemistry with his bathroom mirror, such is his sex appeal. So I just utterly loved this performance honestly and couldn't get it or the interview out of my head. Not forgetting Suga-san's anecdote about confusing Kame with a Takarazuka stage actress either. So I got to talking with [ profile] ryogrande and in remembering my favourite songs by Suga Shikao, the first PV by him I ever watched came to mind in which he plays at the concepts of photography, still-life, and moving objects blending with sexuality, attraction and obsession.

19sai   (warning: not safe for work) by Suga Shikao for reference if you don't quite get what I mean.

So having said that, she and I agreed to sign up for [ profile] je_devilorangel together this year, but naturally it's difficult to write a whole fic when writing styles tend to clash, so we decided to give it some practice, and operating on the note of conversation we were on, we decided why not play on Kame's innate chemistry, why not Suga Shikao and the concept in his PV? 
Right, so this is its sexy result. Co-written and co-beta'd by [ profile] ryogrande and myself (^^). Enjoy!

Note: The key detail we're looking to explore here is whether or not you can tell who wrote which paragraph and whether the transitions are smooth. :D

Title: 19mm Kamera
Co-Authored by[ profile] je_levy  and [ profile] ryogrande 
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kame/Kame, Kame/Camera, Kame/Suga Shikao
Warning: Potential delusion, facial, dark themes, and a pearl necklace
Summary: "Suga-san, the voyeur with the sixth sense of a photographer, knew what Kame’s camera wanted and Kame had trusted him to submit."

(Read More) <== re-directs to Ri's website.
je_levy: (Sitting sexiness)

Title: You’d Find It Considerably More Comfortable If You Removed Your Underwear… (more commonly known as “No Pan Pain”)
Rating: Would you believe me if I said this started out rather PG-13? No? …OK… NC-17
Pairing/People Present: KAT-TUN’s Nakameda featuring Jin…
Summary: General Nakamaru has finally mastered a new skill. He has all these bad-ass epic plans for invasion, but his favourite sexy Linguist, currently in Osaka, demands his presence. Complications ensue when the General’s current piece of ass gets involved. Crack in its most powdery state, dissociative personalities, General sex fiendishness, Jin concert love, tears, chubby fetishism, and for those of you who are new to this, Nakamaru’s your General. End of conversation.
Warning: I have never been to a Jin concert—one of my life’s regrets as I’ve always wanted to see what the future of American hip hop looks like.

A/N: Let it be known that I just don’t do social commentary. Emasculated Kame still makes me laugh, though, so that’ll count for something in the long run. Dedicated to special people on my tweet-list for goading me toward this as a form of ire alleviant. (Yes, I feel much better now, thanks) I need to steer clear of you guys, though, or I’ll never get anything done besides fic. D: |: … :D :B XB

All in all, I want to pin a great deal of responsibility for the rating on [ profile] ryogrande so when you’re done and all D:-face or even if you’re completely and utterly elated just glance meaningfully at her. That’s right, glance. Also need to add, all ninja communists are to be redirected at the door to [ profile] snoozing_kitten . She has certification in dealing with your kind.

Finally, since long, Oscar-speech style author’s notes tend to be my thing now. I want to make a public declaration of love for [ profile] sekky_chan because she lets me go all creepy lovesick stalker on her every night without even batting an eyelash. I’m keeping her and her kitten, circle bunny, and Koki pictures…so back off; get your own!

je_levy: (TNTKU)
 If you're on my twitter, (pls to be on there if you are not, f-list. There is sexy gif/picspam and raised questions of decadent vitality and talk of phallic symbolism) then you've probably seen me CAPSLOCKING about this already, but just like extra-cise, Imma take express pleasure in doing it... then DOING IT AGAIN. <==no more obscure western TV references this year, I promise.

So without the right materials of pomp and circumstance, I just want you all to feast your eyes on what I'm calling 


or we could just put the plot in the title, amirite?

So your fantasy at best rite now....

No, it's not even the morning after anything. Shit, it's just breakfast, chill. :P

je_levy: (Default)

I can't seem to get the win that is this CM and all its attached musical awesome and the usual sexiness and for heaven's sake, I'm trying to write here, guys. Couldn't you have waited?? /run-on of fangirling fail

Because you know the HQ will mean more, non-Gifsoup ones.
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He called it fuel efficiency for a reason. *sagely nod*

The Copper Prince understands ALL of the implications involving input and output. It is to his knowledge that input is the most fierce. Discuss.

For now, I'll be snuggling into my duvet chuckling to myself about wheels that are ultimate, (MONSTER TRUCK RALLY!!) Himes that can really stick it in, Hantai no hito!Maru who is the designated driver, Guch using his sheer height to showcase legroom, JUNDA slap fight, Koki's winking and how I think I may go on the Special K challenge where I subsist on nothing but Koki sexiness, and of course Kame epically crossing his legs IN A CAR.

ALL THESE I WILL GIF and I want to get into this more with you, but I need sleep and I NEED TO WRITE. *weeps* I'll return to inquire further on your flail.
je_levy: (Chuus)

I mean, hell, if you're here for some General Maru, I got some good shit for ya too!

What with all the crack I'm posting, I feel I should begin testing out crack dealer pimp talk, bear with me. 

So I love Shounen Club as much as the next person; I'm even more than willing to cover my eyes and hum when BI Shadow or the mind-boggling cuteness that is Hip Hop Jump come on stage lest the phrase, "those sexy fourteen year olds" enters my vocabulary. Yeah, so for the last year I've been watching and been wanting to make gifs of the shit-storm of pretty, show-boating acid trips that occur there every episode. But I didn't because IRL I'm actually pretty lazy and I spend hours just staring at/listening to sparkly shit (i.e. JE ) so I can motivate myself to put on the glitter eyeshadow, heels, and go to work because a group of men all the way across the world do the same for me and a huge number of other gawking people with excellent taste...

So, you'll never guess what got me to finally start making the SC gifs? Oh wait, you already know? Yeah, it's Kame! This guy is my idol. No, like seriously! I mean, I go on about Maru and how his sly, teasing ways causes me some very serious emotional issues, I scream obscenities when Guchi totes that rare smirk he sometimes gets, Koki is ALWAYS gonna be my thug-teddy that I'd totally go chola for in a second, and Pomu-hime is a princess after my own heart.

Kame, though...I have a special place in my heart for the current square puffiness that is Kame. If I were a guy, I'd be Kame. With his saucy dramatics (overdoes it as much as I do at times), ambitious and calculating drive, questionable sexuality, and wtfcan'tbecoolthistime!dorkiness. I always thought so, and when he says he's gonna entertain...DAYUM, does he deliver.


Also, jeez is he nice to look at or what? :D Who wouldn't want to be that sort of man? *frown* CLRLY, the men living in my city. Gawd, guys, bring it up a notch! 

So now that you've subjected yourself to that wall of brain-vomit text without developing feelings of contempt for me. 


So I've posted all this. It's public domain now, so take what you will and use wisely. Kame's expressions and the sweet cuteness of all of this deserve tribute. Next SC gif post will most likely be Ueda's, whose performance also wowed me, but I fail so I didn't do this yet! Ah, so shiny glass dicks aside, golden santa comes in a week.

What are you hoping for this Xmas?
je_levy: (Be mine)
Title: Butterfly Inferno
Rating: NC-17
Pairings : Kokame, Kameda, Akame…
Warnings: Besides the language and sex, this is a heavy chapter. I know the plot is taking me there, but if you’re in need of happy thoughts afterward, I’ll take responsibility. I shall post a gorgeous world-changing PV picspam as compensation for how miserable this will undoubtedly make you. I’m so sorry.
Disclaimer: Why do we need these things anyway? If I owned the rights to publish works about them, it wouldn’t be on livejournal.
Summary: The Jimusho’s plan moves ahead: Kame is a flickering shadow of what he wants to be, Jin is moving for change, Taguchi isn’t sure he wants to know what’s going on, Koki knows what he has to do, Ueda just wants to fix what he can, and Nakamaru is the one unfortunate enough to know nearly everything. “Who am I?” he says before he can stop himself and Koki’s wandering gaze rests on him, worry crinkling his brows… Their eyes meet and Koki’s are like caramel drops under the flickering streetlight, round and shining

A/N- Wednesday night counts for early this week, doesn’t it? Hm? :L Thank you for being patient, guys; please do comment though as it serves as the perfect type of encouragement esp.  as I've spent an inordinate amount of time and thought on this, so I'd be happy where con-crit is concerned. I’m tough as nails so let me know where you think improvement is necessary.

Chapter 6 Cont'd )
je_levy: (NAKANISHI)


Yeah, you damn well better.

OK, PV flamhammery and my own desire to screencap the shit out of that masterpiece aside, I'm sorry for those of you waiting for my Butterfly Inferno update. I was down with bronchitis for a two weeks now and then had to work on the RL things I fell behind with while I was away, so yeah now that some of my other obligations are cleared, I'll get back on that and hopefully have Part 12 up early this week.

GIRLS <33333 excuse me while I fap to the best thing on earth. I told you it would be the best thing you've ever jived to and it is, ladies, it is.

A friend of mine sent me a rip from somewhere; sorry, it's LQ, but I had to have other people kyaaing over these three and esp the rhythm. They said it'd be reggae, but this is dancehall and that gives me everything I need in life. KAT-TUN Girl NTT song.mp3

 Maru and his English )
...Oh man, English all over my curriculum, baby Sorry, what was I saying? Ah right...  .
Oh, scandal~ as [ profile] chainsawpants said.

Meat often outdoes steamed vegetables. )

Ok, enough. Off to write. I love you, fandom; you're crazy, but I can't help it. I'm so homo for you. :D
je_levy: (Be mine)
... apologies.

So a couple of entries back I flailed about KAT-TUN's new PV and how it delivered such deep and mindboggling side-effects of utter ecstasy.

In the process of my flailing, someone on arama mentioned the shocking resemblance of this PV and Lady Gaga's politically-charged, controversial music video Alejandro. So if you're here to ask why, there's your answer in living colour... or at the very least in icy blue with sepia undertones.

Speaking of undertones, I gotta say that homoeroticism is srs bsns, so heads up if you've been drinking your haterade. And no, I don't mean to insinuate with this mix that KAT-TUN is a representative for homosexuality in JE. But if I were to conjure up an official statement along the subject line I'd say. If any member of KAT-TUN especially those with particularly diva-like tendencies and/or clear and present closet-case rage nottonameanynamesbutyeahI'mtalkingtoyouKame were to choose to have an official coming out, I would absolutely support their decision 100%.

Just sayin'
je_levy: (Bad-Ass)
Yeah, at the risk of sounding like the world's worst type of head-case...

I am so fortunate to be living in the same world as this PV...


WAY TO GO, BOYS. I thought you'd all had me for life before, but
*in the process of cleaning my kitchen floor of vomitted blood*


Just follow the eyegasm signal... )

Like I said, dark-eyed bad-ass twitchiness and helmet hair...sooo not an issue. Apologies, men of B.C, my heart belongs to the various people who made this fangasm possible.


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