je_levy: (Facepalm)
T'was the night before Christmas...

Umm, right, having spent a lovely, magical Christmas Eve with [livejournal.com profile] sekky_chan, and at some juncture of our flail and silly exchanges, (also when she became busy with proper progressive things) I told her to give me a bunch of words and I'd try to write a denden drabble out of each word.

So now we have:



DENDEN DRABBLES



I did the same with Tagumaru (and may do so with maruda so prepare your words) which I'm currently jumping into XDD

Warning: Squishiness, Koki's a tiny bit insane, fluff, implied Nakamaru watching Brokeback Mountain, kisses but alas!! no smut 0o0!

Merry Christmas, Seki <3<3 You know how it is <.<


"Chocolate" )


"Pet" )


"Camping" )


"Cold" )


"Mistletoe" )
je_levy: (Want! Want! Want!)
And so on our final consecutive day (but certainly not the last ever) of Koki gifspam, we need to make this special, so not only are the drinks so much more expensive (free for bunny folk only), but the gifs are so much harder to resist. Also, it's later in the evening :D what do you mean I got lazy and posted late? no, this was entirely my intention from day one

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Nice save :D!

So while the getting's still good, raise your glasses once more for someone so alarmingly cute, we're still trying to work out how best to deal with it all ;A;


Whorish to the very End :'D )
je_levy: (Handcuff-Koki)
I saw you all yesterday. Some of you switched to milk and some of you moved in. Sure, let's have a live-in party. Just pick up yesterday's beer bottles and coolers and shot glasses, toss them aside and clean up those suspicious fluids on the rug. Honestly

We're in for another round of Raise Your Glasses to sugar sexy sweetness!





Third Day of Partyin' )

je_levy: (blonde!Koki)
Yesterday's batch had us squirming in our seats due to the overall state of shamelessness and some of you may have gotten drunk and said some things we all regretted in the morning, it doesn't matter~ ヽ(´ー`)┌

 It's a new day; let's go for one more round! >:D Dilute your liquor plz. We' gettin' serious.

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Mah Gawd, They're Still Moving! )
je_levy: (Bad-Ass)
Yes, yes ok, his birthday was a week ago. I had other valid reasons for doing this though. Perfectly valid reasons with the word

being one of them...


Warning: There really is a whole ass-load of gifs past this entry and several entries to come (100+ means close to 200 or maybe even more than that). Yeah, it's upsetting enough as it is but worse still, the gifs aren't even apologetic about it. They're gonna sit here in their shameless perpetuated motion and MUW (make u wait) as they mutually load themselves (srsly so slutty). So please, please give these gifs the benefit of the doubt. They will not let you down when you've waited, though. And they know you want them, so seriously you're not fooling anyone.

Even if you're genuinely disinterested these gifs themselves are determined to win your affection:
Before you jump in to the image-heavy; let's address the drinking game rules.

1 shot for hair-touching
2 for Self-touching (or self-grabbing :s!)
3 for Girlishness (or delightful cross-dressing)
4 for MUWtt  (make you wish to touch)
5 for Nekoki
(rules founded by the esteemed [livejournal.com profile] sekky_chan)
Look, bro, they MOVE )
je_levy: (Koki Rabu)
Welcome to another creepy birthday post



Because another KAT-TUN birthday is upon us and I have free time so let's proceed with






ERODED SENSIBILTIES!! )
je_levy: ("Packs heat")
REEL FIC MASTERPOST


This is Not A Re-Post; This is a Re-Direct Post in which I've disabled comments

Title:: Johnny Rocker
Movie:: RocknRolla
Author:: [livejournal.com profile] je_levy
Rating:: NC-17
Pairing(s) :: Nakamaru/Jin, Junno/Koki, Koki/Kame, Ueda/his women, Pi/Kame, Nino/Ohno
Summary:: 2018. After countless rumours, indictments, and arrests, JE has long since become a talent agency full of very talented criminals. As the media erupts with ambiguous news of legendary solo artist Jin Akanishi’s presumed death, all the factions of JE’s crime pool interlace and clash over a deal-breaking theft that has his name written all over it.
Warning:: sex, language, drugs, addicts, character death, transsexuality, and sheer unforgiveable villainy by adorable idols
Notes:: All monetary amounts in this fic are to be read in yen form, and drug slang is google-able if you so feel the need. A lot of the original RocknRolla plot has been altered so that it is more of a Guy Ritchie-tribute than a direct movie rewrite. You may see elements of other Guy Ritchie films here.



Art by [livejournal.com profile] sekky_chan

I've decided that it'd just make it easier to keep it all in one place since this is a wonking four-part fic of 32,000+ words, I will keep it there without reposting for the mean time.
This fic was my main source of angst since a little after Christmas and only now that it's been posted for people to read and many of you've reminded me why I did it in the first place, it's totally my baby now. 
I want to thank [livejournal.com profile] sekky_chan  for being my adorably belligerent pet the whole way through it at the risk of her own RL responsibilities, [livejournal.com profile] craigdolan for being the whip-cracking beta I needed most and to whom I owe a LOT of Koki smut for ALL the beta work he's done for me this past month, and [livejournal.com profile] chainsawpants for fantastic music recs, crack logic (go meet Guch in an alleyway), and keeping me in love with Nino and Sho despite the script telling me to be otherwise.

Final Note: You don't actually have to have seen the film in order to understand this since it was written with the film as a premise, while most of the story is JE of the future starring KAT-TUN. I really hope you guys like this one. 

PART 1:( People ask the question, "What's a Johnny Rocker?")

PART 2:( "You cut 'em or you pay 'em, but keep your receipts; this isn't yakuza")

PART 3:( "That which starts bitter ends sweet")

PART 4: ("Good bye, Nanashi Namae")
je_levy: (WAR VETERAN)
 Warning: So the usual drill. This is only crack. All just for fun and some of this may or may not be true; it's all a matter of discernment.

Right.


THE EXTREMELY EXCELLENT AND MOSTLY CRACK POST OF THE SEXY MARU EPIC: WAR AND DRAMA


☆ Table of Contents☆:
Chapter One: The General Ideal Behind Most of It
Chapter Two: General Drama in Prose
Chapter Three: The General Has His Script and is Generally OK with an Interview

 
Chapter Four: The Nature of The General and Other Tales of Conquest

The Pleasure is Mostly His )
je_levy: ("Packs heat")
Title: Bass Your Car Streets and Party Fresh Beats PART 2
Rating: NC-17 explicit everything OMFG!
Pairings: NTT~! and all their little neuroses, ah and some Guchi/ Komine Rena
Disclaimer: You see, it’s funny because it’s not true, and guns are really just no.
Summary: Guchi is in a lot of trouble and how can no one care? Featuring Rena knowing how to run her gangster boo (no, really), Koki being reluctantly open about his ability to curr and might be the most sensible thing in this fic, but with this much sub-social principle of denial, who’s keeping track, The Guch knowing all the right wrong people, a cranky, neurotic, possibly hyper-manic Maru with his apartment suddenly way too close to Shinjuku-- oh and scary nameless hitmen, of course.
Warnings: Drug-usage (oh fuck, it’s NOT ecstasy), violence, the General’s notsureifwant!threats, cold-blooded killing, surrealism and a very classic Parisian shoot off. Ah, the thrills!


A/N: Thanks goes to all the special people on my f-list and definitely to my t-list who walked me through some pretty shrill moments of silent anxiety as I sought to have this done. Thank you guys for prodding me here and there and definitely for being patient. I’ll so be waltzing back into posting regularly now that this is done and I’m proud of its result.  [livejournal.com profile] sekky_chan, this is the second half of your Xmas present. Hope you like!

And of course, have you seen your General abouts the
BUNNY MEME




So swallow... 'til the tiresome pleas that walk our nights

are smoke-tinged whispers of snow lights and love

Part 2! )
je_levy: (oic)
It's XMAS and once again writing something Koki-ish makes me search and ogle photos. So you all remember how this morning I was all a flutter about what I'm calling the Special K challenge where I do nothing but subsist on the thug-teddy bear's sexiness.


It's official, bbs, I'm going on that Special K challenge. His hair in the MSSL performance and this picture! I've spent way too much time ogling this; it's embarassing.

I'D PUT IT BEHIND A CUT, BUT I DON'T HATE YOU SO WHY THE HELL WOULD I DEPRIVE YOU OF THIS?

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Yeah, I shopped it sloppily so that the curly, pastel letters on him would not detract from the sheer glory that is his enticing skin and his bellybutton. Would it weird you out, f-list, if I said I wanted to kiss it?

*mortified* Why am I getting embarrassed seriously? I dunno.

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He's totally telling us something here; something vital to our survival in his presence, but I'm just gonna smirk and pretend I have no idea. What have I said about drugs, girls. Don't do it; your friends will leave you. D:
je_levy: (Default)

I can't seem to get the win that is this CM and all its attached musical awesome and the usual sexiness and for heaven's sake, I'm trying to write here, guys. Couldn't you have waited?? /run-on of fangirling fail

Because you know the HQ will mean more, non-Gifsoup ones.
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He called it fuel efficiency for a reason. *sagely nod*

The Copper Prince understands ALL of the implications involving input and output. It is to his knowledge that input is the most fierce. Discuss.



For now, I'll be snuggling into my duvet chuckling to myself about wheels that are ultimate, (MONSTER TRUCK RALLY!!) Himes that can really stick it in, Hantai no hito!Maru who is the designated driver, Guch using his sheer height to showcase legroom, JUNDA slap fight, Koki's winking and how I think I may go on the Special K challenge where I subsist on nothing but Koki sexiness, and of course Kame epically crossing his legs IN A CAR.

ALL THESE I WILL GIF and I want to get into this more with you, but I need sleep and I NEED TO WRITE. *weeps* I'll return to inquire further on your flail.
je_levy: (Default)
 Warning: The operative word for these entries is crack, so I don't expect anyone to take this at complete and utter face-value, not even the drug-usage,  except that majority of what I say here, I tend to have some backing for. How's that for cryptic? You know, pics or it didn't happen?


The Extremely Excellent
and Mostly Crack Post of
the Sexy Maru Epic: War and Drama



Link to Chapters One and Two

Chapter 3: The General Has His Script and Is Generally OK with an Interview.
Ah, just so you know...
...so listen up! :B


WHERE DOES HE BITE?!! )
je_levy: (WAR VETERAN)


NTT FIC!!


Title: IKI NOKORU KOTO [生き残ること]
Rating: NC-17 for smut, language, crack
Pairings, Characters: KAT-TUN’s NTT feat G.N. (Eh? Who the hell is G.N, you ask?)
Warnings: Survival games. With Guns. In the Woods. Masochism. Some Biting. Easily Pleased Guchi. Overuse of phallic symbolism. Hilarity ensues
Summary: Not many people have been invited for Nakamaru’s Weekly Survival Game. No one really knows what the stipulations are nor what he expects of each player. All Taguchi knows before Saturday is that he’s made the cut. So what are the rules to this survival game? And just how many guns does Nakamaru have? Inspired by Guchi flailing about how he was so super excite about his day-out with Maru and Koki that he had dreams days before the actual date; also Koki’s beautifully toned and gorgeous arms and Maru’s sexy ability to smile all evil-like.



A/N: To [livejournal.com profile] chainsawpants for bullying me into writing NTT smut, [livejournal.com profile] sekky_chan for not egging me into this, The Guch for becoming The Guch and letting us celebrate it for a week, and finally all you hilarious fans who distracted me with your glitzy awesome thereby keeping me from getting this done on time; y’all know who u iz~!



Who Will Survive? )





Ya, finished! I am so so sorry for how long this took fellow flail-ers, but as I said, I was side-tracked yesterday by much win around fandom, but the good news is that today we will still have a Day 4 post, it'll just be a little late as well.
Anywho:

Day Three Flail-ers


Graphics post by [livejournal.com profile] maji_de 
25 Pieces of Guchi by [livejournal.com profile] chainsawpants 

Go and flail over there with them as well because I'm telling you, Guchi week is far from over~!
je_levy: (D:)
Obviously, you've all heard the news someway or somehow, it's made its way to you.

The end of Cartoon KAT-TUN.

I know, I know; it also means the boys will get a new show that I can squeal about weekly, but honestly, if you've been paying attention you'll have noticed that I'm kind of crazy about this show....just kinda crazy about it in the oh-god-please-what-am-I-gonna-do-for-the-rest-of-my-life sort of way...

Four years from the moment Kame's smiling face popped up on the screen to the episode that aired yesterday, I haven't missed a single one. Most people talk about how much they hate the Love Series. I loved it; I even laughed like crazy during Koki's segments with his odd guests

I'll be honest, a combination of G no Arashi and Cartoon KAT-TUN taught me the Japanese I know today.

I can't even find the words I want to use to project how I'm feeling.

All I can say right now is, you producers had better be cooking something up that's just as fucking wonderful as these four years have been.

I'm serious because there are some moments that just can't be topped:
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On that note, back to translation

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